Weston Super Saint

Can't disagree with anything there!!

Would make a refreshing change...

Reduce the prices, get more people in, simple really....

You can guarantee they will get more experience, but not that they will necessarily improve, if that's how things worked, why haven't we kept last season's team, who would be vastly improved?

John. You seem to be a little misguided as to how a football club works. The manager may ask for players, money for players, new shoes for his wife, etc etc, but at the end of the day, the go-ahead will be given to spend the money by the Chairman, on the advice of the finance director [although the Chairman can of course ignore any advice given to him/her]. Culpability will therefore always rest with the man/woman at the top. However, having said that, it is not reasonable to expect the Chairman to be fully conversant with all areas of the business [except Lowe of course ], so the blame can be shared out between the various 'advisors' - manager, directors etc... You seem to hold the opinion that the Chairman is completely blameless for anything that happens to the club / company...

So, why are the bank getting involved with team selection?

Nah, we should blame the cleaners and tea makers : roll :

So we're in administration already then?

Are they French?

Why would that make things better? Surely each and every player should be given the right to decide where he should play to better his career? Would you be happy if your employer dictated to you that you must leave and work for Mcdonald's instead [assuming of course you don't already].

I'll take a cheque

It can hardly be called 'global' warming if some of the 'globe' is actually cooling can it?

No, it's not just you, they're my taxes too....

You mean we're not going to get long hot summers? I feel lied to

Think we went to the 'yacht club' or something - in the harbour - did a good steak...

It was 15 degrees [celcius] today, peeing with rain and I had to wear a coat. Unless someone's been messing with my calendar today is the 18th of August. When does this whole global warming malarky start to work?

For £300,000 profit....

Because they've got what, maybe three half games [friendlies at that], and two full games under their belts....

A problem shared is a problem halved....

He could put it all on Red on Xmas day....

...... and I'm an alcoholic.....

Like the new badminton, anyone can score cheap points anytime.

Monthly winners to receive a refund on their fiver?

Are you Kevin the teenager?

Do you have to be a full member or a registered user? Are there different points available for abusing different levels of membership?