Weston Super Saint

The only thing I disagree with there is the timescale. I would say we will definitely ruin the planet, but it's gonna take thousands of years rather than hundreds..

LOL Ugly Bastard!!

No. It was Ginger!!! That is also another bug bear of mine, if you're happy enough to have teh secks to father a child, take financial responsibility for it's upbringing even if you don't live with it's slapper of a mother any longer.

or these

Just to highlight how silly our benefits system is: Last summer I had a girl who worked for me, she only did 16 hours a week - something to do with the benefits... She earnt about £90 per week from her work - fair play for getting off her arse and doing something... She probably spent about £150 in the pub - great for my profits!!! She was a single mum with a 3 year old daughter - who might as well have lived with her grandma for all the time she spent with her..... She had a two bedroom house paid for by the council. She had all her bills paid for by the council. She even claimed child care benefits from the council - despite her mother looking after her daughter We got her to write down one day all of the benefits she recieved - how much each was worth etc - and in order for someone to work [and have tax deductions etc], they would need a job paying around £31k per annum just to have the same level of 'income' as this 21 year old girl!! Do I think that's fair, do I f*ck!!!

So just like the fridges were destroying the ozone layer and we were all going to die.... Ooooppppssss the ozone layer seems to be repairing itself...

To be fair, the various articles seem to suggest a 50 fifty split between the definitions.....

+1.

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Maybe you should highlight just how much money they earn in benefits

Nope... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

LOL. My business isn't making a loss..... My company isn't making a loss.... In what made up world are these losses 'a given'??

B0llocks - literally??

Help me out here, I'm trying hard to find a nice one, but to no avail....

I bet parties round your house are a hoot!

To be fair, I think that's been his problem to date

And what wiped them out??? It is suggested that a large meteor hit the Earth, and the resulting dust cloud sealed out the sunlight for many years, triggering an ice age - we are currently still in it, although it is warming up - eventually we will warm up enough that the Earth resumes it's natural state - that is a state where there is no ice on the polar caps

Number 2. She is by far teh hugliest, but she also looks teh dirtiest by a country mile!!!

Dodd and Gorman. Or failing that God and Doorman....

How many other dynamic company directors can claim to be in charge of not just one, but two loss making companies?? And some people still think he's good for us : roll :

I love these 'my friend' stories

Or London's

Racist : roll :

1 in 3 people will be affected by it - according to the adverts - so why should she be so special and deserve public sympathy?