Weston Super Saint

Having their houses flooded again, but forgetting to get the house insured.

And sprinkles

It's how I imagine Wednesday will be

Nuclear warhead being exploded on a tower in the dessert apparently....

Wednesday

And I'll wager that offer will depend on our company's initial reaction to the letter....

You're ruining my illusion of stupid builders

You can only believe it's been photoshopped if you believe there really aren't builders out there that are stupid enough to do that...

Yes. Look at the [newly planted] bollards in relation to the parked van

Maybe..... The letter did state that they were currently awaiting for a funding decision - not sure what that means....

A few of my favourites....

I moved to Southampton 14 months ago - from Wales - It has been 3 years since I lived in Weston Super Mare, I'm just too lazy to change my name You may already have injured yourself in my pub, and missed the chance to sue :shock:

Not much point really. If it goes bang you won't be able to spend the money anyway.

We would have to pay our legal team up front, and the law is VERY fickle, so no guarantees we would win anyway. They on the other hand are using 'legal aid' so aren't paying a penny.

It's better if he doesn't.

Personally I would love to. Unfortunately I work for a big company, so those decisions are not mine to make

Depends how you [or someone else] 'finished off' the CD when it was first written. Some software programs will effectively 'seal' the CD up once files have been written to it and not allow any more info to go onto it. Easier just to get another CD, copy what is on the first one, then add the new stuff to it, choosing the option to allow more info to be written at a later date...

Normally that would be a great idea, however knowing where these people live and come from, I think even my nastiest regulars might think twice.... The Pikies that owe me a favour or two on the other hand won't shirk away from anyone....

Didn't we do this to death last week?

Always helpful comments, just a pity you only have three a day

'Tis true. I'm seriously thinking of just closing the indoor and outdoor play area to avoid anyone doing the same thing again. We should then just make the children sit to attention on their chairs without speaking or moving....

Maybe that's more a reflection on the pub not generating enough money from just one day every two weeks to be able to survive...

My pub is being sued, because a child scratched her leg!! The child in question was playing on the outside play area when she slipped and scratched her leg - when questioned about how it happened her parents couldn't provide an answer as they were in a different part of the pub getting ****ed and not supervising their little 'un like all the signs say they should..... The girl's mother refused any kind of first aid help because in her words 'it's only a scratch' - it wasn't even bleeding!!! This morning I received notice that some tin pot claims solicitors are putting in a claim because their client suffered 'laceration and bruising'. Just WTF is the world coming to, when a child can fall over and very slightly hurt themselves, and these idiots can put a claim in for negligence : roll : How many people fell over and took the skin off their knees when they were kids??? I would love to go to court with this and watch any sound minded judge / magistrate throw the case out for time wasting, but the company I work for will probably just write a cheque out for £200 or so as this will be cheaper than all the f&cking about. These things really make my blood boil...

Celebrity BB in January

I'm currently enjoying the exploits of the re-vitalised ENGLAND cricket team. You can keep the bunch of w4nkers that pull on the football jersey though.