Weston Super Saint

And big enough for two :shock:

Rule 1 your other half....

Fortunately I have no idea who any of those 'DJs' on radio 1 are. Except that knobber Westwood, what a complete w4nker.

It's all lies, there is no toothbrush.

Surely it's got more substance than the LLS / tommac rumours? At least I saw some real people...

A helicopter landed behind the pub today, two people were deposited from 3 range rovers, and they got in the helicopter and flew away. They looked like they were super rich. Do you think they've sealed the deal?

You seem to have forgotten the most important contribution.....

Still, look on the bright side, at least we didn't get a hosepipe ban this summer.

I don't know, but they're going somewhere :shock:

Yes. Someone keeps losing shares :shock:

Or making a sh1t casserole :smt102

So not even number 1 then :shock: No chance of winning a major...

Not sure I want to go to a barbecue that people take their memory sticks too....

Just like the other Scottish fellow Colin Mrs Doubtfire Montgomery. He was ranked number 1 in Europe for how many years??? Oh, and how many major titles did he get :shock:

To be fair, I think Federer is ranked in the top 2 in the world

Wtf is a bide?

Another Amir Khan :shock:

Not bad though.... $1m for losing....

Oh the

You'll have to just call him a **** then....

Can you do it with a Jock accent?

It is now.....

They think it's all over......

Terminated his contract - presumably without giving him his two months notice :smt102 I'm gonna have a guess though that he hasn't paid his rent since he's been in prison..... The judge that presided that case must have had two too many bottles of wine for lunch

That'll be a no then.