No offence, and please don't have a tantrum, but that's an unfortunate choice of phrase, almost brings life to Scabby's perceived class war
Unfortunately it's also on page 2 of the ITK handbook - "Promise to spill the beans when it's all over"..... To date we've had circa 20 ITK's promising to kiss and tell - from four seperate rumours - and yet nothing has come to light.
I won't hold my breath that you'll be any different.