Weston Super Saint

In the pub. They broke in, forced open both fruit machines and took the effing lot! Fortunately : 1. The fruities don't belong to me, so the company that owns them can replace them free of charge. 2. The 'collector' came during the day yesterday and emptied all the cash, so without having the official total yet, I reckon they pocketed about £20 Unfortunately : 1. Mrs WSS spent the night at my sister's house - who ironically is a little scared after an attempted burglary round hers - so had the bed to myself for once, but spent not very much time in it 2. They'll probably come back and try again another day when the machines have more money in them. Anyone got any recommendations for baseball bat retailers?

She's probably a really good mother.

If it's just 'spending' that creates the 'top 4', will it be expanded to become the 'top 5' now Man Citeh are rich beyond their wildest dreams?

I Lol'd.

To this.... http://www.justgiving.com/rolandsmith

Look on the bright side, beer sales would go through the roof :shock:

Is the other 0.96 of the person a couple of eyelashes

To be fair, anyone who takes scabby's wind up Pompey posts seriously probably shouldn't be registering for this or any other innetnetz forearm

Doesn't make much sense. If they already have a big fan base, why would they want / need to increase it?

And why you've never mentioned a player's name...

Pompey fans will always hate us

Do you live in the city?

Scabby has NEVER praised ANY of the players, only ever Lowe, the Golden Duo, and the Messiah. Being a Skate, he probably doesn't even know the names of any players

Yeah.

How VERY dare you :shock:

Lol.

Not much time, doesn't the loan window close at midnight??

Talk about walking this league FFS

CSI Miami now

Ooooohhhhh, you could've come on the plane with Scooby Doo.

Not enough to make a donation though eh

Thanks for reminding me. I'd forgotten how much of a vital part we play here on TSF / TSW. Very remiss of me, so I can only apologise

I live in rural Southampton. Besides I didn't get back from my shltty meeting in time to go

He's not planning a return is he :shock: If he and tommac came back we'd all have to donate another fiver to upgrade the servers again