Weston Super Saint

He's currently under investigation in Florida...

Not sure 'everyone' will be interested in reading this : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3ylpd2n9no Just had a quick skim and I think just one 'fact' from the orange one is actually true!

In all scenarios there was no survival. The chance is therefore zero. 100% - 0 = 100% I didn't even need a computer for that, let alone a super one

Just to be clear, the 'supercomputer' appears to be broken. Apparently it ran '10,000' simulations and Saints were relegated in 'every single one', yet it still gives us a relegation percentage of >99.9%. If we got relegated in every single simulation, then we have a 100% chance of being relegated, that's simple maths.

They can ditch my state pension as long as they pay back all the contributions I've made plus compounded interest....

Which seems counter productive! We'll seize the assets, but only for a little while, then we'll give them all back! Will UK plc be returning Chelsea back to Abramovich?

Not sure what the problem is. Europe apparently holds £200bn of Russian assets. I'll bet that will buy enough weapons from the US to keep Trump happy and Putin where he belongs. Not sure what has been happening with those assets for the last 2-3 years but I'll put money on a lot of people getting rich(er) off them...

Everyone, everywhere.

Nothing happens that isn't the will of God.

The absolute first thing I want from my football club is to make sure the local politicians are on side.

Not likely in Germany.

Uh-oh. Incoming.

Donald Trump on Zalensky in Feb 2025 "he's a dictator". Donald Trump on Zalensky a week later in Feb 2025 "did I say that? I don’t think I said that". I think there's a moral to this story but can't quite put my finger on it....

Pretty sure it's not up to Ukraine - unless I missed the bit where they invaded themselves?

Easy. It comes from the magic money tree.