Butthole_Surfer

I did really enjoy the first 60 minutes… I do hope the figure out to play like that for 90 minutes. But some of these pedestrian footballers need to leave ASAP. Every ball HAS to be fought for for 90 minutes straight. KWP's defending is super suspect though… Tall P needs to be shipped to Turkey now.

I'd go for Entombed, Dismember and Carcass.

New manager bounce incoming. It‘s time that it happens to us for once. I hope he blasts some Carcass tunes in the cabin instead of whatever tunes they listen to that results in walking football to have the players grow some hair on their balls for once. I believe we‘re in for a hell of a ride. 🤟🍻

I‘m putting my money on Juric…

Offer Roger Schmidt a massive bonus if he keeps us up somehow. He would at least have us playing with some urgency and without fitness issues.

Ivan Juric seems to be close to losing the Roma job… Saints have had an eye on him before…

Roger Schmidt has just been sacked at Benfica. Might be a great Plan B in case things don’t turn around in the next 5 games… don’t know if he might be out of reach but he‘d play relentless and direct attacking football… just sayin‘

Will Goztepe be allowed to buy him and loan him to us maybe?

Is the astronaut Harrison Schmitt? so… Harrison Reed? I‘d very much prefer Flynn Downes over him and Sander Berge next to him 😉

Hopefully Ghoddos will be announced today. Downes will be crucial coming in next. Some more midfield muscle like Sander Berge would be awesome as well.

What about free agent Guido Rodriguez? Sounds like what we could need net to Flynn Downes?

If only we could get in Sander Berge to play alongside Downes as well… That Japanese lad sounds decent as well…

I didn't know that haha… so… maybe a daily kick in the butt by some drill sergeant type would do the trick? Switch the Gucci hand bags full of nail clippers for some good old medicine balls…

Maybe use some hypnotization sessions and a proper mental coach to get some self-confidence and ball growth into that squad? Would be cheaper than paying managers for gardening leave 😉