Dorchester Saint

Times up Ralph, this is wank!

Nah mate, it’s true..

This is a game we should be winning, if we lose then Ralph needs to be sacked at the final whistle, simple as that. If it was up to me he’d already be gone by now.

Tadic was a shadow of the player he was under Koeman, VVD was out for ages (after a win v Leicester I think) Fonte was on the wane and Gabbiadini started well, but was a bit of a flash in the pan.

Finished 8th and took us to Wembley with an inferior team….and was sacked for it, yet Teflon Ralph continues with his bonkers team selections and baffling tactics 🤷🏻‍♂️

yEah bUt i wOuLd rAtHeR lOsE eVreY wEeK tHaN wAtCh a pUeL tEaM…

We are fucking wank. By not making striker a priority in the summer, the club have royally fucked up. Che and Arma are not good enough to make a bit of magic out of nothing and our midfield don’t have anyone good enough to supply so they just recycle the ball backwards, sideways etc. Defensively we’re great overall…but because of what I mentioned, we’ll keep losing narrowly. Right Saints….you have 10 mins to prove me wrong and make me look a massive helmet!!

Che has been wank so far tonight!

Eurgh….the spitter and the champagne socialist on Sky Sports make me vomit 🤮🤮🤮 Fully expecting 90+ mins of Sky commentators tonguing and poking Gerrards ringpiece 🙄 COYR!! 2-0 Saints!

The Queen may be on her way 🥲

Here come all the bellends, “wE nEeD A sTriKeR”….🙄

FFS I bet you’re a right laugh down the pub…🙄

Almost 24hrs since the window slammed shut. My opinion (I’m allowed) Ralph gets another chance from me (I was done with him) He likes young talent and his preferred playing style is well known. I think for the first time he has the tools he needs to do his thing. Best we can do now is back Ralph and this new Southampton FC and see what comes. I won’t lie….I’m excited !!

So many rumours today, but the club have so far only announced OUTS and have yet to announce an IN, I think they troll fans on purpose so they can sit there pressing F5 on Spazweb all day and pissing themselves at some of that absolute balloon headed fucking wet wipes on here…….comedy gold!! Anyway, this is my last post of the day so what will be will be. If nobody else comes in, it’s been a bloody good window! See you tomorrow for the Cody Gakpo wankfest maybe!

Well today all turned out to be pretty boring didn’t it? Caleta Car and the two Man City lads look decent, but I don’t see us signing a forward/striker which whilst a tad annoying, is incredibly ‘Saintsy’ Overall a great and unexpected window though….so maybe Saints will surprise us one more time?

Why?? It’s not your money, I couldn’t give a shite how much we pay if player x is what the club want! I care only that they come in and do a job.

Selling club worries about reaction of fans if player is sold….selling club starts player….player scores two quick goals… #Saintsy

Has Rudi SGakpo signed yet?

I’m not believing any of these rumours until I see a purple dildo poking into a Sky Sports reporters ear!

Ah yes, the classic failsafe “Get dry bummed by Chelsea 24 hrs before the window closes” transfer strategy….. #WinWin

That would be crazy!

He once performed a fantastic rear guard action with Ben Doon

If Broja isn’t at least on Chelsea’s bench for this one then it’ll be pretty telling I think… Same team as Saturday, no need to change anything unless there are injuries of course.

I still have a funny feeling that Broja is coming back.

The lesson from this game is a simple one: WE NEED A COMPETENT RELIABLE STRIKER.