Dorchester Saint

4-2-2-2

Would you seriously bet against it? This is highly plausible, the fish fondlers have a very good shout at being promoted this season, in contrast we have a weak squad of gutless bottlers and a manager who’s biggest achievement so far that’s been collecting embarrassing unwanted records, this squad won’t cope with a relegation scrap.

Don’t laugh too hard....we may well be playing them next season.

We will undoubtedly lose this game, in fact I’d say it’s nailed on. The worst part of all this is that we are a complete laughing stock and the Skates are proper laughing at us, we are giving them all the ammo they need with these unwanted records. Who the fuck loses 9-0 twice in a Millennium let alone two seasons!? Who would honestly rule out the possibility of Southampton being relegated after having 29 points in January? I wouldn’t...It would be so fucking ‘Saintsy’

Do you have next weeks lotto numbers please?

Yep, we’re ’winning’

Saints are winning, but still the forum bellends are frothing at the mouth.

Forster needs to start, Vestergaard in for Salisu, other than that, same team.

Much better performance so far, hasn’t stopped the usual fuckwittery from the forum helmets though....

LOL!!! He has better pull his finger out then, because on current form, even the Skates won’t want him.

A cupboard would be worse than a drawer!!

I’d rather our FBs played in their natural positions, swapping them over seems a tad risky. Agree with the rest though.

Not against 9 men it isn’t.

That’s it....time to capitulate you spineless c*nts !!

I really fear for us if Newcastle score first....and god forbid we get another red card. This squad really need to be firing on all cylinders today, Ings needs to step up, JWP needs to lead, the defence need to be rock solid and determined not to concede. if they want to put that shambles to bed, they need to win convincingly today, absolutely smash Newcastle on their own turf. GET IT FUCKING DONE!!!

Yeah finishing 8th and playing in Europe and at Wembley was shit.... Huge sprinkling of sarcasm before everyone attacks!!

I think the reaction will be a blinder and we’ll do Newcastle, the players must be absolutely dribbling to get back on the pitch and show us what a freak show the last game was...

What difference would Vokins or Valery have made? Would they have stopped Weird Al being sent off? Would they have made Mike Dean less of a c*** ?

His tackle was rash and stupid, but is not the reason we lost 9-0 again....the blame for that lies with the entire squad, who’s pathetic lack of balls was laid bare again.

Oh my fucking god, what the fucking fuck was he thinking!!!??????

The melts are out already, writing off our chances. This team is more than capable of getting a result tonight. COYR!!

Djenepo at RB.......wtf Ralph!? Villa will win this, we’re devoid of ideas, devoid of spark and devoid of leadership. Ings can F off as well, sulky twat.

What exactly is Walcott doing !?

Blatant fucking handball!!!

Must be off yeah? That’s how it works here isn’t it?