Dorchester Saint

F**k of Bellend!

Thanks for your message, perhaps you could try to sound a little bit less of a sanctimonious cock next time 🤙🏼

Anyone else massively annoyed that we fucked about in the summer signing school kids and didn’t get the Gakpo deal done ASAP as a matter of priority? FFS!!!

I remember not too long ago when we were a slick operation in all areas…..

I have real problems with your analogy….horses have hoofs and thus lack opposable thumbs, even if they wanted to sign the contract, how would they hold the pen??

Saints are 3-1 down and I feel nothing, absolutely nothing……

Klipperty is in the stands for this one. I hope Nathan is a master of the dark arts, our players should be flying into every tackle like Boris Johnson did against that kid, the World Cup is coming ffs, we should go full Norman Hunter!!

Thanks for reminding me, I just fucking cringed!! What a bunch of fannies !!

He’s fucking raging already! 😂

No need to panic, we’re about to appoint Luton fucking towns manager…..

Claiming he’s had a ‘perfect record’ in every other job is equally ridiculous….unbeaten he is not.

Anyone know if this is actually likely to happen, or is Jones just a name amongst several others? It’s a bizarre signing if true and I cannot see any logic in it. A new manager needs to excite and unite the fans, this geezer won’t do that. If this happens, we’ll be a laughing stock.

Are we believing Alex Crook now? jesus…times really are tough

We can’t even sack a manager properly, all I keep hearing is ‘Southampton have decided to sack Ralph Hasenhuttl’ when anyone else would just do it and announce that they’ve parted ways. It’s embarrassing!! There’s nothing to be gained by continuing to the break with this clown in charge, he knows he’s done, the players know he’s done and we know he’s done.

Why had there been no announcement yet? What are they waiting for, there’s absolutely zero sense in persisting with kicking the can down the road, he’s done, the players know it, he knows it, we know it, the whole of English football knows it. In the name of sanity, just sack the bloke !!!