SambaMaverick

Shades of Nathan Jones with whatever this is meant to be Plus, it seems like he's welcoming them back from a break, not just the international players but the whole squad - it begs the question, how long have they had off? A week? More?

Perfect game to stay away and let these SR clowns know what the fuck is up

I'd rather we ripped up 80% of the squad. No-one will want to stay that anyone's overly fussed with keeping and I'd rather stay down for a couple of years than go through a repeat of this season.

What is it about us that attracts the nutters? Cortese, that Ralph Kruger and now this lot.

Only if the buying team hadn't actually seen him play, which is how we do most of our recruitment I assume.

Who's buying THB on what we've seen so far? We'd have to take a pretty hefty haircut on the £20m we paid, that's for sure. He's been average at best.

He said a lot of times that we would only sign players who 'wanted to join'. Every player who has come in has mentioned speaking to RM. It's not unreasonable to think he has the sign-off on every transfer we make. Wood was an example of a signing who will have come 100% from him, and he's a League One player.

Are we really in a position to accept being down by Christmas?

Other way around. Liverpool was an ok performance, Lincoln was unconvincing. Brighton on Boxing Day was a disgrace and it disintegrated from there.

They weren't cheap because they're all shit and we had to sack them after five minutes

I wouldn't trust SR to pick a decent bunch of bananas, let alone someone who can turn this sinking ship around. Go for Moyes, contract till the end of the season with a fat staying-up bonus. Try and be too clever again and we'll be breaking Derby's record, simple as that.

When's the next fan forum

I've never liked the guy, I'm highly compromised But surely, even if we are already doomed, it can't go on like this?

More fight from those fairies in the dugout than they've managed to instill on the pitch.

Heads need to roll all over the place. At SR, at the club and in the dugout. The owners need to fucking wake up and get real.

Our set pieces, among other parts of our game, are so amateurish I'm actually convinced he does nothing on the training pitch but work on these pretty patterns in the middle third Fuck off Russell!

Stephens spraying 60% of our most creative passes from the number 10 role is making me want to turn this shit off

Sometimes we have to take things down to your reading level mate, apologies

You are fucking thick in the head mate

It was QPR and Sparky almost exactly 12 years ago

Last time we tried to go in a city centre pub at about 11am, they checked our tickets and told us to fuck off to the Premier Inn. Never going to Wolves again, it's a dump inside the ground and out

Bizarre call-up. Carsley taking jobs for the boys to a new level by putting each and every one of his U21 favourites in for a round of back patting if they do well against shit opposition.

The board are fucking useless

Russell took you out from his grassy knoll in the Kingsland?

Do these cunts train anything but passing around the box in training, we're not even nearly sharp enough in front of goal.