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Not unless it's in Ralph's playbook.

Think they handed City the title tonight.

Ralph expressed his anger at fans claiming his players were already on the beach. You'd have expected a good manager to then motivate said players to prove he was right and the fans were wrong. Didn't happen and, in fact, he merely proved the point the fans had been making. Speaks volumes.

Sign him up. He sounds like everything Ralph is not

We know how that feels.

We want nine! 🙂

No point looking at goal difference until we see how many Liverpool tonk us by 🙂 If they're in the mood there could be another minus 10 to factor in.

7 million a year to manage a football club when you are tactically limited - nice work if you can get it.

Have 3 players from one side ever scored hat-tricks in the same match? Could be Ralph's next shiny new record plus he'd probably eclipse his two nine nil shit shows.

Which idiot agreed to give Walcott an annual salary of £3.7million 🙂

Open your playbook Ralph...you wrote it...surely the answer is in there somewhere.

Well Ralph, you're the coach on millions of pounds a year so over to you on that one.

Not by me he didn't. He's paid a vast sum of money and, when things go wrong, he should front up and stop hiding behind the propaganda which fools nobody. Sick of it now.

Exactly this. Ralph is treating the fans like idiots with those comments and they do him no favours. Man-up, take the hit and give us some honest answers not the sugar-coated nonsense.

Propaganda but you're fooling nobody Ralph.

Bring back Poch 🙂

Thought we were 2-0 down at half time. Have I got that wrong?

He hasn't got the balls I'm afraid.

You didn't sort out the defence, you lost control of the task, I've had it with your excuses, your playbook could have been written by a four year old....for those reasons Ralph, it is with regret that you are fired!

I'm sure his bank balance will compensate for his horrible deal. I wouldn't mind earning that amount for failure. It's not all bad for Ralph - sure he doesn't spend his evenings cutting out discount coupons. There are worse jobs in the world.

Channel tunnel hopefully.

To be fair if we do stay up it is surely only delaying the inevitable unless massive changes are made during the summer.

Horse bolted long ago so Ralph decides to lock the stable door. More great tactics from the author of the playbook.

Lampard?

Ralph will put a spin on this in his interviews and people like Adam Blackmore won't pull him up on it. He gets a free ride from the press and doesn't get any tough questions to answer. Go Ralph and take your playbook with you.