Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Dear Les, please sign someone, anyone, just to pause the transfer window cabin fever. World beater or journeyman is fine, anything to stop the current daftness and shift the discussion onto the new man who will lead us to glory or certain relegation. Please?

We need our attack to have more bite. Must be Suarez.

What a cr*p tattoo...

Why didn't they ask Everton instead is what I want to know. Champions of everything and the biggest side now in the known universe.

Dunno. One for a Rickie Lambert, that...

Has this been confirmed or is it just "Sky sources understand"?

So what's Fonte, his babysitter?

Cedric or Fonte?

Could turn out to be a decent window for us, with another couple of additions. 6 new contracts sorted, 3 pending and hopefully on the way, 4 new signings already, maybe a couple more to follow and an apparent new ITK in AR-10 to relieve the burden on Guan and K,Billy!

Crab Lungs has said Fonte has signed a new 3 year deal, over on the contracts thread, and he's been right before...

With 6 extended contracts, 3 new players & possibly 3 more improved contracts, Saints lawyers have had a cracking summer transfer window...

Goal from Austin. 1-0

Better value £/letter than Long. Every little helps.

Is he even in the country yet do we know? That kind of on the verge of signing?

Probably means they'll step up their interest in Rico Henry, who I think they were linked with recently.

A newbie in today maybe then? It's my daughter's 8th birthday today and she's wanting to choose a new fave player now Pelle's gone, so make it a good 'un Les!

Excellent news. Good work Les. Now, about those new arrivals? #neversatisfied

C'mon Claude, make a signing. Help get this thread back on track...

A season long loan, where he's playing each week, rather than occasionally as back up to Bertrand, would do him the world of good, I'd have thought.

Wolves? Wow! Cracking bluff from them to convince the players they're in the Premier League...

This from the BBC site: Any faint hope it could be us?

All very quiet at the moment?

http://www.laliga.es/en/news/leganes-unveil-new-strip-which-tastes-of-success Can't see this catching on elsewhere! Although could there be some amusing suggestions, if Pompey were to introduce the same? Anyone?

Saints have made a new offer for Dennis Praet, according to freelance Belgian journalist Guy Mabeuse on Twitter. No idea of whether he really is a journalist or if this is reliable.