Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Confirmed striker news at last! Luke Pearce joins Torquay on loan.

I guess how you take this depends on your expectations on Saints usual transfer business??

What went wrong in those 9 minutes. My guess is Lyanco popped back to get something he'd forgotten and broke Stewart's other leg when he found an 'intruder' he didn't recognise.

Adams to stay?!

"Hey lads, he's injured?! Did no-one notice?"

I believe the lengthy discussions went: "Would you like to sign for Bayern, Armel?" "Yes please"

And is the COT usually informed in advance of the intended smokescreen?

Even after that missed header last season? Wow.

Knowing Saints, we're in Canada right now trying to sign him...

Seen his name mentioned a couple of times now....

"When I saw how many forwards Leeds have and Tella had left Southampton, I thought I'd rather go somewhere where I might get a game..."

We've literally no physicality or presence up top. Take Amo-Ameyaw off, stick Adarma wide & we'll have to make do with Aribo up top. If that's not a wake up call to buy a forward, I don't know what is. The QPR forward would do.

Oh and one more positive about signing Fraser from Newcastle. He's not Matt Ritchie.

Ryan Fraser's face looks like a combination of Alan Shearer and my friend Ed. On this basis, I'm willing to get behind the move. Go on wee man, take us back to the Premier League!

Always good to bloody the nose of those big Premier League types, even in a friendly. 👍

Is this our out of the blue midfield signing?

I think Martin said he had picked up a knock before the Plymouth game.

Good...

Weren't we supposedly linked at some point? Lamare Bogarde: Bristol Rovers bring back Aston Villa midfielder on loan - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66546053

Striker link. Not a very good one (link or striker but it is a link...)

Another one closer to the exit?

It's true. I have a friend connected to Brighton's board and Tony Bloom has his own data analytics company and it's something they've developed internally for Brighton's sole use. It does what our famous black box supposedly did looking at everything from ability to character and 'fit'. A very slick move from a slick poker player...

Worth offering him it just to wind up Burnley IMO.

I hope Saints fans on Twitter, sorry X, are frantically tweeting the local journos to verify if this is true?

I'm hoping it's £80million.