Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

To sack JP would be an admission of failure by Lowe. And Lowe does not admit mistakes readily. As much as I wish the lot of them were gone (please Santa, I've been good this year!) I fear we're stuck with them for the long haul.

Rupert didn't read the small print. Jan actually promised total(ly sh*t) football.

Haven't they seen us play? Damn those rose tinted specs!

The word 'mug' springs to mind.

The way we play, I wouldn't rule out treble figures...

I think it shows balls of absolute steel to have the AGM after (yet another) embarrassing home loss!

Should make for an interesting AGM!

Thank God McG feels it's all coming together. I hate to think what would be happening if we were playing crap...

Don't you know that you can get 4,002 crap Dutch coaches for the price of a Keano?

If we win this I'll put my nuts in a crocodiles mouth and shut "dinner"!

Give Rupert a lift on your way out, Jan.

Bit late for that...

I think it could be: Davis James Cork Perry Skacel BWP Euell Surman Holmes Lallana DMG Forecast, Pearce, Wotton, Gasmi, Robertson

Perhaps JP should bol lock the players regardless before each half and we might actually get a decent performance for the full 90 mins.

David Lee, David McGoaldrought (when he's not performing his magic in the centre), Mark Walters - so much choice! Terry Paine it is (with Danny Wallace a close 2nd).

I like the guy's attitude but it's his unwillingness to vary things that's costing us. I can understand him having to work within serious constraints but the need to play our system even when the situation requires more attackers is baffling.

...for the price of a first team ticket.

We continue to play a distinctly untalented, overrated guy upfront irrespective of his performances too!

Another depressing Saturday evening. Quite frankly, I don't care what JP tries to say about the performance; the evidence is there that this system just isn't working for us. What's more important - your principles in playing a system or trying to stay in this division by playing as a solid unit in way that does not completely suit your ideals. As far as I can see, Man U & Arsenal can play good, fluid passing football in a 4-4-2 system so why can't we try to emulate that? Neil Warnock admitted earlier this week that his chosen formation at Palace was failing so he re-evaluated and adapted his team in a way he hoped would suit his players. And it worked. Could that happen here? Probably not - I'm not convinced JP has a plan B up his sleeve as this would expose the total football experiment as a failure.

Good work Rudi! You couldn't point McG in the direction of the goal now, could you?

"Good job ladsh, no goals conceded in 35 minutes..."

To be honest, I think the lack of points will do for us long before the goal difference...

Welcome Dean. Feel free to start by pointing out to JP that DMG is rubbish.

Doncaster Belles used to be successful, didn't they?!?!