This Charming Man

Jarvis Rodallega (Although he's now taken) Scott Sinclair - Out of contract next summer. Hoilett Just a few off the top of my head who all have experience at this level, yet would fit into the type of player we're wanting to attract.

Do they have barcode scanners at Goodison these days?

You all may mock the OP but the only club that has come up in recent times and cemented their place in the Premiership is Stoke and what did they do? Buy decent, experienced players.

Seems this might no be so straightforward. The SPL are now threatening to form a breakaway SPL2 and invite Div 1 teams into it. What a pathetic organisation they really are, chucking Rangers out whilst acting all high and mighty, yet at the same time desperately scrambling around trying to get them back in the SPL as soon as possible because they know they can't live without them. I really hope Rangers tell them where to go.

Because frisking people is too taxing for you...?

Do you care to elaborate?

Will NC be carrying the torch? I'd pay good money to see that. Strutting around the pitch in a stylish suit after refusing to adopt the standard Olympic torch attire.

I'd like to think that any 'keeper we sign is already competent enough to roll a ball 15 yards. It's the outfield players who need to learn that style and make it a force of habit to come short and make themselves available.

The step up from NPC to the Premiership is massive and in order to survive, revolution is required right now. If we're able to establish ourselves, then we can start the evolution process.

Sorry, meant I don't think signing them ASAP is vital. They are positions that obviously we need cover in.

I don't think it's that vital. If we bring in a GK and a CB, they'll only be back-ups anyway.

Can you please provide some tweets where he's got things wrong? Also, I never said I believe him and of course not everything he tweets should be taken as gospel. Just that he's normally spot on which in my past experience he has been.

I knew someone would post something along those lines. Ha.

He is normally reliable and has over 60,000 followers. Though according to Papa Shango, he's a 16 year old who doesn't know anything. Strange why 60k people follow someone who know nothing...

Why? Rangers want Div. 3, they're happy to accept full punishment for what's gone on. Wouldn't mind seeing the panic on the SPL chairman's faces now though. Their TV Deal is now void and they'll miss out on the payday's when Rangers come to town for a few years. Shame...

It happened to someone when the FA Cup final was played in Cardiff. Either happened to Liverpool or Liverpool fans did it to someone. Was on SSN at the time, I believe. In Ukraine during the Euros, the French team were staying in a hotel (in Donetsk) right opposite a 24hr bar we used to frequent until 9am or so. The day of the game we came bowling out of there, completely hammered with the intentions of going in there and setting off the fire alarms. For some reason, the hotel security and police on the door didn't believe we were staying in the £300 a night hotel and refused us entry. Shame, we could've been famous...

Cold, damp, dark and small seemed to be the most common complaints.

Who cares if he is? The stuff he tweets is still normally spot on. How do you know he's 16?

The Dell's away dressing room used to be infamous. Numerous footballers have come out and said it was one of the worst dressing room's they used to use. The way it should be...

Put them in the home dugout (heated, of course) and put wooden benches in the away dugout.

Fourth Official on Twitter was reporting it's virtually a done deal the other day. He's normally spot on as well.

Only the chosen few are allowed to speak to Cortese. Normally over dinner and a nice glass of red.

Maybe they might finally catch on that nobody likes this format. At least invite another team over and spread it over the weekend with 2x 90min games per day.

I like it but the last line needs to be changed, IMO.

Errrr, they don't have any debts. They're being bankrolled by multi-billionaires who are happy to right off their loses.