This Charming Man

Bargain indeed. They do some lovely jackets. Had some at a decent price on Oi Polloi the other week but none left in my size.

I ordered 4 and all 4 tickets have been sent out individually to the relevant season ticket holders address, rather than all as one to the lead booker. Slight problem being that 2 of the people that now have the tickets aren't going so have to post them on to me. Ridiculous way of doing things.

This is what Dune would've wanted.

That's too easy. I like to hunt my prey...

There is nothing more devastating than stumbling across a friend of a friend who is a stunner, only to find their Facebook is set to private.

Imagine that's the last we'll hear of that as well until he's announced in the team one Saturday.

He walked off-stage at some festival as he could smell meat cooking from one of the nearby food stalls. Moron.

Interesting Drug.

Love his music, hate the garbage he spouts in the media. Ironically enough when I was in the Olympic Stadium on Saturday, they played one of his songs after a race.

Flight of the Concords was brilliant.

Thanks for all your kind words, people. Fear not, I'm still able to post from my numerous other accounts (this one included) and also as Turkish, Sour Mash and CB Fry.

Pretty sure the key point is he's asking what's the best train route to Manchester. Go with your brother and get the train from Euston. Much quicker than the Cross Country service which stops everywhere. I had to use the Southampton to Manchester service yesterday to go to Birmingham for work and the carriages were baking hot. Much prefer Virgin's service, myself.

You going?

You getting any more polos in?

The first ever athletics banning order...

With all the training she does, imagine how tight her fanny must be.

During the glory days on S4E the Banter forum was busier than the main forum.

What he said. The only form of halt time entertainment that should be allowed is those birds that Palace have prancing around. Everything else is embarrassing. Keep tedious relay races and penalties for village fete's.

He used to crack me up. Used to think he was Saints No.1 fan because he made a few DVD's and the like. Then would go mental when he never got a ticket for the big games over fans that had actually attended games.

Yeah I know what she looks like (the picture in the gallery had the face cut off). Imagine she was impressed with our valiant singing efforts in there.

Wasn't Kurlie the bird with her tits out in the S4E posters gallery? She did have something about her so can see why Steve lusted (unsuccessfully) over her.

Hardly reliable, they've got every one of our transfer fees wrong.

They used to think they were S4E Royalty.

The constant tracking of Paul Allen's yacht, people waiting desperately for it to sail into port to save us.

A wannabe StuRomseySaint, if you will.