This Charming Man

Sunderland - Proper club with big support Villa - Same reason as above Watford - Brighton fans are smug enough as it is, them in the Premiership would be unbearable. Plus I have a couple of mates who are Watford so wouldn't mind them coming up for their sake.

All fantastic suggestions. This is going to be just awesome. Fans from all over the country will look at us with envy. They can only dream of being as zany as us.

Not really, the earth has been constantly changing for the last 6 billion years.

David Gill.

You're right, he's the greatest football chairman in the history of soccerball. However will we cope without him.

If he goes it won't be anywhere near as bad as some of you are making out. He's merely someone who is employed to run the club, we'll just employ someone else and who knows, they could do an even better job. So stop crying you bunch of bedwetters.

Does this mean we won't qualify for the Champions League next season?

It's actually really easy to do by train in a day.

Who cares? Boring sport watched by boring people.

It hasn't stopped me...

I thought Ba in the cup game was brilliant.

You have to start somewhere. It's highly unlikely that anything will change off the back of this petition alone, though it's about raising awareness and keeping it in the public eye. If you build enough pressure and create enough publicity around something, eventually the clubs will have to look at doing something. Going straight in for a total reduction of all ticket costs would probably be taking on a bit too much. Therefore aiming at capping away tickets where people have already spent anything from £30-£100 getting to a game seems an ideal place to start, imo.

I'm not just saying it because it's them but I've never known a set of fans to make up so much b*llocks and then bang on about it as if it's 100% true. They really are incredible at doing that, I'll give them that much.

Signed up for that the other day. Hopefully clubs start to listen!

As if he had a say on where we went for pre-season. He probably had no idea where he was going until he boarded the flight to Geneva.

It will be a boring 1-1 draw played out in front of a largely disinterested crowd.

We can boo Le Tiss. The traitor.

It's just to stop people who have tickets in the lower row going up the back and having 2 to a seat. Me and my mates used to do it all the time when we had our ST's up the back. Was always easy to get a ticket down the front of the Northam then just come and stand at the back with everyone.

Wahey.

Again, don't bother. Just scan and stroll in.

Japan Pre-Season tour, please.

Boruc without a doubt would be the number one candidate for this. I imagine it would more than likely be on one of our own fans, if it was to ever happen.

I wouldn't bother if I were you. Just scan it as normal and stroll on in. Worst case scenario if caught is play the fool and pop round the ticket office to upgrade.

They've always had a good academy over the years and have produced some half decent players.

Should get Glenn Hoddle to come in and help run it.