This Charming Man

Where have you seen that? Looks like away tickets there are £39. If those prices are true, imagine they're for the likes of Arsenal, Man Utd etc. EDIT: Just seen Cat. A away tickets are £49 for WHU and £39 for Cat. B. For some reason, we're only Cat. B. Aren't they aware how massive we are and will soon be in the Champions League?

Scott Mills.

Been there a couple of times. It has some stunning scenery but I found it expensive and dull. Though I'm sure your wage would reflect the high living costs and with some local knowledge I'm sure you'll be able to find some decent places. Wish I had a job offer from abroad, getting bored being here again and fancy a change of scenery.

Stevie G, employ me as your new moderator or I will make sure you're no longer allowed to travel with us on Sour Mash Tours.

I thought we were destined for the top half of the Premiership with our unique brand of football that other teams just won't be able to cope with? Then within the next few years, we were going to reach the Champions League by only signing Championship standard players? Why the sudden change of heart on here?

If I was in the Illuminati, I would definitely let Rihanna join if she gave me a blowie.

I would be up for offering Ben Haim a non-playing contract. Basically we just parade him on the pitch at half time for every home game and applaud him in his efforts to help drive the Skates into the ground. Would be nice to get Ben Thatcher involved as well.

Does appear we've given a block back to Man City though.

Just checked and there's an article on Man City's website saying that a small number of tickets went on sale the other day.

Where did you hear/see that?

Are you starting a coup?

Haha. They really are useless. I've had similar things happen to me on a few occasions. I've received extra tickets for Millwall x2 and WHU before. All they need to do is look at the order and place the appropriate tickets in the envelope.

No we won't.

Ooops... 4.

Why was Jessie J given such a prominent role in proceedings? Had we blown the budget on the opening ceremony?

Good timing on his part. There's a vacant post at No. 3 at the moment...

The one good thing about signing NPC standard players is that if we get relegated, at least we'll be able to keep hold of them and gives us a good chance of bouncing back straight away.

He's also pretty good at dropping deep and collecting the ball, as well as drifting out wide and spreading the play and splitting the defence. But you wouldn't be able to see that with your irrational dislike for him.

Our signing's would be decent if we were still a NPC side, but we're not. We're supposed to be building a team capable of surviving in the Premiership. All this talk from Adkins and NC about European football is embarrassing given the 'quality' of our signings so far.

Trust me, the loyalty scheme will not be needed for any games this season other than London ones and Reading.

Lambert never tries in pre-season. I've only seen the game in Evian this year and he just strolled around looking rather disinterested, like he has done in years gone by. Still, he does the business when it matters...

Good for you. I do though.

Yeah it is. I take pride in my club and I let it wind me up when people have a pop at it.

Would've probably been cheaper to just buy Arsenal tickets off a tout.

Where have I said that?