This Charming Man

You can be included once you admit you're Dune.

Same thing on here.

And how he never really enjoyed his time down with Skates.

I was putting the bookies odds into context. As we haven't kicked a ball, you have to go with what's on paper. Our signings aren't going to worry anyone. Nobody is going to look at us and say that we've really strengthened and are a force to be reckoned with. Plenty of managers have done well in getting their team to the Premiership and have then been sacked. Phil Brown and Neil Warnock for instance, both victims of their own success.

The Peterborough chairman refused to do business with us over Mackail-Smith as our original offer was so derogatory, it was deemed a waste of their time.

Not really. Hasn't done any impressive business in the transfer window (so far), has an ambitious chairman who has stated his rather optimistic ambitions for the club in public and has also proven in the past that he's not afraid to sack a popular manager. I'd say on paper he probably is one of the favourites to go. The only reason Big Sam isn't ahead of him is because WHU owners showed loyalty to him last season when he was under pressure.

When you're such a massive club like we are, it's only natural that every major media outlet is going to come after us.

Probably a waste of time you getting one then. Just get COD and Xbox live and I guarantee you, you'll want to quit your job, dump your bird and become a recluse.

I like getting hammered as it takes ages to cum. Let's me f*ck forever.

3 pints a night? Bloody hell! How did you not end up in rehab?

Would be a bit awkward with him collecting his award after he's been sacked.

It's a well known fact that when trying to sign one of Europe most in demand players for big money, you always offer them a trial. You just have to keep it a secret as you can't take players who are under contract on trial. That's probably why you've never heard of clubs doing this before.

Anyone could declare their interest in signing Ramirez, it may show ambition but all slightly irrelevant if you don't sign him. I'll be impressed with our 'ambition' when we actually sign some high quality players. Also, Anders was already a Saints player when he knocked the Argies out.

I'd buy the Skates and run them into the ground; I'd have them playing in a half empty ground, I'd pay the players mental wages so it would cripple them in years to come, I'd agree to let a manager they worship go to us, then get him back to anger them even more, I'd get them sponsored by something really gay like a teddy bear company, let them taste a little bit of glory, then pull the rug out from under their feet and send them hurtling towards non-league football/oblivion and dismantling their entire squad in the process... oh wait, someone's already done that.

I reckon someone would die if I did that with my group of mates.

I could not agree more.

I would never in a million years chose all the publicity that comes with a big win. If I wanted fanny, I'd be in some trendy nightclub in London throwing money and Class A's about and let it come to me. As for what I'd do with my winnings; I'd buy a house in Australia and spend our winter down there and our summer back here. An luxury apartment in NYC and London, purely for impressing m1nge. I'd travel extensively - S. America, Antarctica and Africa would be explored vigorously - the only regions of the planet I've yet to make it to. A luxury holiday in Bora Bora would also be a must. I'd then spend the rest of the time looking at my name above David Beckham's in the Times rich list.

Need to be careful what you ask for as UEFA can fine clubs for making ridiculous offers for players and wasting people's time.

Barely touch a drop during the week. Then when the weekend comes, I consume as much as my body will allow before passing out. This tends to be during the football season and I tone it down during the summer. Saying that though, I woke up in someone's back garden the other weekend with no recollection of how I got there, I was also escorted out of the local nightclub for refusing to put my trousers on.

I have one train ticket for Man City for sale. It's for travel on Saturday from Euston at 16.20 so only of use to those making a weekend of it. Forgot I had a family shindig to attend that evening when booking up. Face value is £18 but make me an offer if interested.

I've already stopped buying whale blubber and shark fin soup as I worry about the damage to the environment in that region.

Let's hope Ramirez's agent also represents a decent CB...

That was the general consensus when we were relegated to the Prem last time...

Didn't say he wouldn't be, but let's not pretend that we can mix it with the big boys in the transfer market.

I love articles like this and everyone starts creaming themselves about ambition. The reality is we will sign whatever winger was in the NPC team of the year.