This Charming Man

Come back in 5 pages time.

Why no mention of the vital role Don Cortese played in bringing those two aboard?

Imagine someone like Glasgow Saint was behind that.

This was not the late night announcement anyone was waiting/hoping for.

"while the red and blue fans remain on foot war for the possible sale of the Uruguayan gem." As I said earlier, they're rather miffed and the Chairman is covering his back.

Saving myself for the weekend ahead. Got a family shindig on the IOW tomorrow, followed by Man City on Sunday. It's going to be a weekend of misery.

It's irrelevant what you do with the ball. As long as you run a lot and clap the fans - that's all we ask.

So even if this transfer falls through, we'll all still have something to look forward to.

I find it more painful watching him run head first into a group of players then sticking the ball in the stand.

Sometimes miss-controlling a ball can work out for you. He may have scored 2 goals against MK Dons but there is no getting away from the fact that he's an horrific player.

Belongs to a good mate of mine - well I say good, he's a bit of a c*ck. There was another one in the corner which also belonged to a mate. Just had one made up myself. Look out for that in Moldova...

Hope you'll be using your new found skills at the football this season?

They're probably just catching up on todays events as they wake up, the lazy b*stards.

Thought this was going to be a table based on foreign transfer deals that have fallen through at the last minute.

There's nothing interesting about watching a professional footballer repeatedly fail to control a football. It's embarrassing for him, his fellow team mates and fans.

If there is, then Saints need to cough up. We want to sign young players, a lot of the time they're going to come with a sell on clause due to previous clubs not wanting to totally lose out should they 'make it' in the future. Part and parcel of the type of player we want.

Not sure why he posts on here. He refuses to pay to use a public car park and refuses to pay a booking fee when booking a ticket - yet he happily pays £5 to post on an internet mongboard. Hopefully he starts boycotting SWF like he is away games.

Saw her in the paper during his court proceedings. A right sort.

Maybe if we'd offered Forte as part of the Ramirez deal, this would've all been signed, sealed and delivered hours ago.

Only 10 minutes until Jordan Sibley tweets about an "imminent annoucenment"...

Agreed. Just makes us look bad for missing out on targets. I still think he'll sign. They're selling their best player and in Italy when the fans are angry, they vent it in the boardroom and training ground - not on an internet mongboard like over here. I reckon he's just covering his arse. Put up a public fight and shift all the animosity onto Ramirez.

Why can't we just buy players from clubs like Arsenal? They sell their star players without even giving it a second thought.

Dune has a tendency to get a bit ahead of himself...

Plenty of artistic flair. Just what we need.

Suggests it's NC telling Adkins he's having him, rather him going to NC and saying he wants him. Doubt Nigel is complaining though given the quality of the player involved...