This Charming Man

He won't ever play for us again either.

Did a job for us in L1. Struggled a bit in the Championship at times and is nowhere near good enough for the Premier League.

I'm taking the fight to their shores this summer. I won't be allowing any Japanese fans bound for a Premier League ground to board their plane.

I'm going to be that man this year.

So the season ticket prices have increased at double the rate of inflation. An absolute disgrace, IMO. I've been a ST Holder for 14 years but I for one won't be renewing. Enough is enough.

That would make much more sense. None of the song makes sense in it's current form. When singing 'This is what it's like to be Pompey, this is what it's like to be poor' at SMS, aren't we mocking ourselves, almost? Also, considering none of us had even heard of MP before he took over makes it an weirder choice. Anyway, sing it as fast as you can until you can't go any faster and it's just drowned out by the sound of frenzied clapping. That after all is the Southampton way.

Man Utd used to sing it, FCUM also sing it, Man City then stole it to mock Man Utd's efforts in the transfer market a couple of seasons ago then the rest of the pack started copying it this season.

That sounds like a fairly normal relationship by Tasmanian standards.

Dammit. I was going to start a thread making up nonsense like that and claiming I have some fantastic source in order to start a feeding frenzy on here. You beat me to it, well played.

What with us being Champions League contenders next season, I imagine we'll be Cat. A.

Imagine he just got paid for putting his name to it and someone from the paper made the predictions up. That's how these things normally work.

Chris Waddle with Beckham as his assistant. Anyway, if MP was to leave that means NC must've left. As NC would've gone all the players would've walked so there won't even be a team to manage.

What a legend. When he's got his tail up and is swinging it, he's probably the most unplayable bowler in world cricket. He just looks like he's going to take a wicket with every delivery.

Really hope he get's overlooked for any Premiership jobs going and ends up with some bang average Championship team. I've really grown to hate the bloke.

I'm also considering my future.

I wonder what odds you can get on Brighton to be in the Premiership next season?

This is more like it. This is the Saints we all know and love. It's felt weird following a team doing well with hardly any off pitch turmoil for the last few years. Welcome back Southampton FC.

I'd go back to hers, do the deed and f*ck off... As long as she'd untied me.

He's foreign though so must be decent.

She looks plastic but the sex with her would be incredible. You can tell she'd literally let you do anything. The whole god thing is just a front, the filthy mare.

And improve the quality.

Air India don't give a damn. Last time I flew with them, a child was stood up on their seat screaming and shouting throughout the whole descent and landing. The air hostesses were walking past ignoring the kid. They even let me keep my iTouch on through the entire landing. Great airline.

They'd probably be all for it if it meant more success...

You're right, it is. Those Sports Direct trotters are a disgrace.

Signed and good luck. AMF