This Charming Man

Haha. Calm down, petal. I'm off to Japan for 2 weeks in July. I'll be sure to mention to them then that despite spending thousands of pounds to travel across the world and visit their country, I'm actually a racist and hate them.

He was probably just trying to avoid Cortese.

If he wasn't Japanese, we wouldn't have signed him. He's just here to give our ridiculous official Japanese Twitter account something to talk about.

Liverpool must be a city in shock this evening after this bombshell...

She is stunning but I can never decide on a #1 fittest bird. It all depends what mood I'm in...

That player we signed to boost revenue in the lucrative Far East market despite him not being good enough ability wise.

This game isn't linked is it? Imagine there will be plenty of Spurs fans in the home ends. Rather them than the Japanese, so every cloud...

He's showing the classic Dell sized mentality. We need big thinkers and an even bigger ground. It's irrelevant we haven't sold out a single game this season, build it and they will come.

Some will slip through the net every now and then. Soon they'll catch on they're not wanted in these parts and leave us alone.

100% Yaya Toure. He's one of the most complete footballers I've ever seen. Strong, fast, imposing, can tackle, can score - he can do the lot.

Four civil servants have been suspended. Which means they'll be placed on gardening leave for a year or so, then given a nice new job once this has all died down.

Cortese out

Shame that theory didn't work at Arsenal... or Man Utd... or Man City.

They do the odds on where the money is going and I bet most punters out there will be having Everton as their 'banker'.

I'm just going to get p1ssed, whilst hoping that we don't get hammered or lose to a last minute goal, which is what normally happens when I've been to Goodison in the past. Can see them winning comfortably though. 3-0 them.

Not a bad effort either;

Missing the game and ruining their afternoon isn't the point. The point here is the police abusing their 'powers', this is something you'd expect from a police state.

We'd be top of the dictator league though.

Our team from the other night would be far too lightweight to play up there, a Warnock side would bully them. Would need to beef the starting line up a bit and play with much more tempo. It was like a pre season game at times and if Antonio was actually able to finish, we could've been in a bit of trouble.

I'll take the toaster.

We are in the grand scheme of things but there's no chance of getting you lot to see reason and I think they know all about Lallana and Lambert already. Leeds will always have a big chip on their shoulder, they are a massive club and there is just no denying that - but they are sh*t these days. I imagine some of their fans still find it hard to take that they're not what they once were and have failed to bounce back like other clubs who have suffered a similar fate as them. Therefore, they carry on being a non-entity in the views of everyone else whilst they live in blissful ignorance that they are still important... a bit like us really, they just do it on a grander scale.

You will if we were to make Wembley.

Imagine we will put out a reserve side again and lose. Will have to be much stronger than last nights team. Doubt we will be on TV, Sunderland v 'Boro and Chelsea v Man Utd have that in the bag already.

You implied that I was one of the negative posters on here. I prefer realist.

Think you'll find you're the one that labelled me. I also couldn't give a damn about a supporters charter, all a load of rubbish. Just thought I would raise the issue on here as someone may be interested. I'll be sure to scour the internet now only for articles that portray as the best thing since sliced bread. Wouldn't want to upset anyone...