This Charming Man

Urgh. What a truly embarrassing award to even come close to winning. The award should translate as 'Who has the biggest following of saps, mongs and shirters'.

Is he Champions League standard though?

I'm still on the waiting list from when we were back at The Dell. We need a bigger ground.

Mate of mine used to be a copper in Durban. His sole reason for moving over here is he did not want his kids being raised in such a violent country. Some of the things he saw and did as a copper over there sound like something you'd expect to hear from someone returning from Afghan. Though obviously it would depend on where you're moving to in SA.

If it was to ever happen I would never attend another game... until we reach the CL final.

Man Utd would've. Scholes, Beckham, Phil & Gary Neville, Butt and Giggs.

Man Utd and errr... ummm...

Going to China and Japan. Hopefully Saints decide to do their pre-season over there...

That's where they're going wrong. They need someone like Ward-Prowse to drive them on to 4th place. They should also get a bigger ground.

Why doesn't Laudrup just build an entire team with home grown talent? Champions League football would be his within 5 years. Guaranteed.

Best grub in the ground is Sheffield Wednesday. The pie, mushy peas and gravy is divine. Best pie though is BHA. The Chicken and Ham Pie was quite simply to die for.

8 for me. Got The Valley and St Andrews wrong.

No, they just add the seats in. Schalke and Bayern do the same.

I stood on it last year and the bottom half of the terrace is a proper terrace with random crush barriers dotted about. The top half of the terrace is safe standing.

Pearce made some remark last time he pulled out of the squad with injury, doubt he'll be too pleased with this either! On the plus-side, at least we keep Shaw away from Pearce - one of the most tactically inept 'managers' to ever grace the game.

I just asked a perfectly reasonable question. Are you on your period again?

So he knows what he's doing is wrong and won't be seen in a pub dressed like an imbecile, though what really bemuses me is then why he thinks it's acceptable to dress like that in a football ground. Absolutely baffling.

They're not really negative replies. Just the kind of questions any normal person would ask before entering such a deal.

The amount of crazy and zany fans was at a rather surprisingly low level on Sunday. Would appear that people are finally listening to me and Turkish and have come to realise what utter, utter mongs they look.

What happens when we reach the FA Cup final? Who would get the ticket?

What's it to you, Middlesex Scum?

Like Aaron Ramsey? Arshavin did well for a few years. Admittedly the other 2 were flops but given his other signings in the past, surely he's allowed the odd flop and it's only natural there will be the odd flop.

The point I was making is that it would've in their case if Chelsea and then Man City hadn't been transformed overnight by their multi billionaire owners.

If Man City and Chelsea didn't have their billionaire owners, I can guarantee Arsenal would've carried on winning trophies. Their board decided not to rack up hundreds of millions in debt and I say fair play to them.

Unfortunately to the people balancing the books it is. There is far more to gain from playing a few games in the CL than actually winning a cup, which is a sad reflection of the modern game.