This Charming Man

Both Liverpool and Man Utd have fan groups that raise money themselves for their banners, I believe Arsenal have also recently started similar. Something like this would never work amongst our supporters because 90% would probably complain about banners being an eyesore. Another reason it wouldn't work is the one time our fans have donated money for a flag, our chairman stole it after one game and nobody has made a serious effort in getting it back. The reason for this? Most of our fans are boring drips.

Cortese has stolen it and is currently using it as a bed sheet.

Include me on that list too. His distribution is shocking and he's error prone - though he has provided a couple of brilliant last ditch clearances. I prefer Fonte over him, personally. The last few months of the season Hooiveld did a job but should firmly be our 4th choice CB come the start of next season. I'd personally have Lovren and Fonte as our two main CB's next season.

Now that would be class. Supposed to be a stunning city.

It's not just paying for your previous season tickets on time that matters - this new company would've had no idea you would've done that. They would've just got a general credit score for you which takes into account all sorts of things like paying any direct debits on time, going overdrawn on your bank, being rejected for credit previously, the amount of debt you're currently in etc.

Barca are doing their pre season in Asia. Just bought my tickets to see them play in Thailand.

FC Tokyo away.

Going by the US' previous attempts at arming rebels, those weapons will no doubt be used against them in 20 years time.

I think a loan would be more suitable for him. I can't see him dislodging Cork or MS anytime soon, he's got a long way to go until he's at their level.

He'll be busy spunking their money on the likes of Borini.

I think it's only fair we should pull out of that area. After all, given the success and all the top class players their academy has brought through over the years I say let them have it.

I've done pub golf a few times and out of the 20 or so that do it, not one person has ever failed to make it round. The first time we did it, we did 19 pubs by accident.

I'm struggling to get myself worked up over this. He makes a valid point about the way Le Tiss and Co. have been treated but the comments about the Skates are a bit odd. I mean they're probably the best example this country has ever seen of how not to run a football club. P.s. His daughter is incredibly fit.

I love the bloke but he doesn't half talk some drivel at times.

Nicola Cortese is a great guy. There was no way he would let something like this go unresolved. Cortese' Barmy Army! Woop woop!

He was posing on the plane on the flat beds in First Class so doubt he was heading there.

Make sure you head to Old Town in Albufeira. Much quieter than the main strip area and some fantastic traditional, local restaurants there. There is also a huge shopping centre on the outskirts that is worth a visit, some decent shops there.

What he said.

If there was an award for 'Ground with most Sign w*nkers' we would still come 2nd behind Chelsea. As depressing as these awards are, I can take comfort in the fact that at least there is one team out there worse than us.

Luke Shaw posted a picture on Instagram yesterday of him heading off on his hols. Maybe he's Doha bound?

Basically what this award is saying is that we're not remotely intimidating to refs. I imagine the teams at the bottom of the list are the likes of Stoke etc... the grounds generally regarded as having a decent atmosphere.

Wouldn't want to have to give him another shoeing.

Only two. I'll be in a Shanghai Brothel that night having my own stag do by myself.

Real Madrid don't think he is. Lack of ambition from us really.

What a load of cringeworthy waffle. "We don't follow, we lead" Barcelona should sue us for that.