This Charming Man

I can assure you it's not.

We didn't take the full allocation at Liverpool.

Thank god Turkish has addressed this matter. One thing our fans are in a different league of their own for is dressing up like mongs. No doubt I will be stood in there in utter disbelief and embarrassment on Saturday as grown men trundle past in their Santa outfits and so on whilst taking as many photos as possible to post on Facebook to show how 'zany' and 'crazy' they are.

Unless the ground is half empty, they won't be removing the charges any time soon. Unless we get relegated and they know they have to try and force people to attend games.

Google is a fantastic invention...

Not sure how we'll cope without Mayuka.

The reason he looks a bit better is because he's being played in his correct position.

Fulham fans must be over the moon they missed out on him and went for Berbatov instead.

Yes Reading are poor but I wouldn't be gloating that much, it's not like we're flying high ourselves. Ramirez could quite easily be the highest paid player in the NPC next season if we're not careful...

I read the first few posts of this thread and soon got bored. If someone could let me know what words we're all supposed to be offended by now it would be much appreciated. Is there a book of condolences I can sign?

Most Fulham fans will be arriving by helicopter or speedboat and we'll all be travelling by tractor so I see little need to call it off.

It says Fulham still plan to go ahead.

Just a hunch.

I got my Stoke ticket as the same time I ordered some Arsenal tickets for my brother. The Arsenal tickets showed up 2 days later but no sign of the Stoke ticket yet. Rang the ticket office just to check they had received the Stoke order as well (lost count of the amount of times they have ballsed up an order when ordering tickets for more than one game) and they said the Stoke tickets were being sent out at a later date.

Yes. That is exactly what I meant.

Would you what? Shoot him? Yes, I would.

No. Unless you enjoy writing emails for the sake of it and don't mind not getting a response.

It will sell out but anyone who wants one will get one.

Spanish football tickets are ridiculous. Especially when teams play Barca or Real. You can expect to pay €60-€80 for a standard ticket. Real even had a game postponed recently when fans of Vallecano cut the floodlight cables in protest at the ticket prices hike. The cheap Bayern tickets are offset by the mental prices they charge for corporate etc. Which is a good idea but obviously only certain teams can get away with doing stuff like that.

Haven't been there for ages. Anyone know if it's barcode scanners?

Why would we want a proven quality player who has still easily got a few years left in him at this level? I'd much rather we sign an unproven 20 year old from Watford or something instead. It's all about the future. (I'm fully aware this is all irrelevant as there is no way in a million years he could come here)

Was that the one where Dave Beasant ran the length of the field with the ball up his shirt whilst his team mates blocked the opposition NFL style?

But we could all sing 'look like a wotsit' at him, then all laugh hysterically like it's never been done before, give ourselves a round of applause, then launch into a 100mph version of Red and White Barmy Army, getting faster and faster until people physically can't sing and clap any quicker.

The most important stat out of all of them for a striker is that Lambert has scored the most goals. As long as you're top of that list, that's all that matters.

I'd put Davis into the AMF role, he's done alright when coming off the bench playing there. Reckon it will be Guly on the left though with Ramirez in his usual role.