This Charming Man

I'd be very happy with that signing. Exactly the kind of CB we will need in this league.

Probably the worst idea I've ever heard, ever.

You on the same train as the rest of us?

No.

It still makes me laugh that he is a pro footballer. One of the worst players I've ever seen play for us. Utterly terrible.

That means I can get a cheap train to London when I go to Huddersfield. Maaagic.

I do every Saints and England game, home and away. Yet I would say Saints just edge it over England.

Did he say if we would be allowed to swap over a seated ticket if we already have one for a terrace ticket??

Excellent news.

I was also at the cricket and I have some ridiculous sunglasses tan lines.

Bristol and Swindon both have terracing.

No booze, no thanks.

I'll be at Lords that day, though even if I wasn't, I sure as hell wouldn't be wasting my time watching us play a Sunday league team from some 3rd world country.

Judging by your picture of the stadium in Minsk, you must have been stood just in front of me.

I don't want you there anyway.

Plastic.

I shall be attending both as I'm a proper fan.

5. Making sure Facebook and RedTube isn't blocked on his computer.

I left after 30mins, it was boring and the back of the Northam had some even bigger retards there than normal.

I take it you're being sarcastic?

Yep, that's all. Depends on smuggling more in, other times I've gotten 8 tins and some times I'm normally harassing random people to carry my booze in. I'm in the Compton Upper, which I believe is mainly Sussex in there? Should be a laugh...

I think we should start taking bets on what station you get thrown off at on the way back. I'm going for the first stop after leaving Carlisle...

A mate of mine used to play in the same youth team as Pulis, said he was the worst player there by a mile and he quite literally spent 10 minutes in the pub p*ssing himself laughing when he'd found out we'd signed him.

I'm glad I'll be in the Ukraine with England for this one.

It was away fans only after the game... I left at half time as well - reminded me why I never normally bother with friendlies.