This Charming Man

Only £16 to go on the terrace in the home end.

It was a facking accident, I'll drink the whole bottle to make up for it this time...

Will a stop off at Goodge St be required?

Yes mate.

I am now going. That should help swell the numbers...

Please don't refer to it as the EPL, it's the PL. I bet you call it soccer as well?

I'd imagine the club are heavily involved with the increased levels of policing we've seen so far this season, seeing as they'll be footing the bill for it. Orient game was very OTT, there must have been at least 3 coppers stood on every corner on the walk back to town, a game like that would normally be police free.

Anyone can sign up to the ACF, Australian residents get a priority booking window, then goes on-sale to the rest of us after. I'll be at Melbourne and Sydney tests. I'll be in a Saints top, don't come and say hello unless you're planning on buying me a beer...

What a load of rubbish, they finished where they did because they deserved it. We only have ourselves to blame for a terrible start to the season, leaving just that bit to much to do at the end. Don't bother mentioning the -10 points, we knew what we were starting on, so get over it.

Nothing suprises me anymore, this is a club that signed players whilst £100m in debt and having a transfer embargo placed upon them.

Looks like something someone knocked up in 5 minutes on Photoshop.

I think we should go with a dress normally, enjoy the day without looking like a c*nt theme.

We won't get promoted and Huddersfield will win tonight, there, you can all stop worrying about it now.

I don't see the problem, they're still on sale and will be for a few more days. Hopefully there will be another 1000 on the way is Charlton were allowed 2,300.

I think the main reason they won't be available on the day is because they would have sold out well before then. What a completly pointless article that is.

5 points behind whoever is in 6th. We haven't managed to get above Rovers or MK Dons in a few months, why people think all of a sudden we're going fly past them and the teams above them in a few games is beyond me.

Even more shocking is the fact that Villa haven't sold out either, with a club with a fan base like theirs, that is very poor. A tiny tin-pot club like the Skates not selling out is not suprising, when was the last time they sold out anything?

Hartlepool - Decent night out in Newcastle afterwards and as I went, it allows me to bring it up in 'I'm a better fan than you' arguements. Carlisle - Good laugh on the train up and back and a goal in the 6th minute of the 5 minutes added on is always good. Walsall - Got well and truly smashed in London afterwards. I wonder how Catherine is getting on in Kenya? At least a few of us gave her a good send off. Huddersfield also deserves a mention as I got to meet Noel Gallager on the train back. Colchester, Exeter and Swindon were all very dull.

The tube at 9.45am from my mates in Hammersmith to Finchley Rd was empty. HTH.

No colours, lads only. If you refuse to enforce those rules, it will soon become over-run with gimps.

The only reason Lampard get's a mention is because that's the song the scousers sing for Gerrard. Oh and it's a terrible song, please don't sing it anymore.

It's great stuff. Makes football alot more fun when you're off your head on this stuff.

Don't understand what people are moaning about. Even the likes of Man Utd do it. I believe most clubs in the country run a similar scheme.

We'll be lucky to take a 1000 there.

I don't think I've ever got so worked up about a referee during a game as I did yesterday and I was there at Tranmere last week! Without a doubt the worst ref I have ever seen. Yesterday wasn't incompetence as no professional referee could be that bad (surely?), it was out and out cheating. He obvisouly dislikes us for some reason or other.