This Charming Man

It is when you consider the size of our home gates.

They haven't actually sold out yet (about 100 to sell so imagine it will be come KO) so can only assume they're not worried about a load of Leeds turning up in the home end.

Not to mention we're the new Millwall off the pitch, I'm sure that would appeal to Barton's nature. Don't really know why I so readily dismissed the idea of him coming here. Once the stadium expansion is fully completed, it will be like he's never left SJP.

I reckon we'll get just over 1k, first away and all that.

Agreed. It does help we have the financial clout to turn down bids as well. If Lowe was still here, AOC would've been sold for £6m back in January and Arsenal would be paying in £10 monthly instalments.

I assume you're just taking the p*ss?

They may have done that publicly but I reckon Cortese probably told them to shove it when approached about this offer.

I've been to one. Well worth doing and as for comparing it to our derby with the Skates, don't be daft. You must've sat there with ear-muffs and a blindfold on. It's in a totally different league and generally regarded by most people throughout the world as one of the best derbies going. Just make sure you don't sing GSTQ or Rule Brittania, you'll be branded a bigot and arrested for sectarian singing. IRA songs are deemed fine by the local plod though...

The beer is 50p a pint and I imagine like myself, he's going for the football. 8 of us in a luxury private villa, £70 each for 5 nights, right on the beach. You can't fault the food in Eastern Europe, meat and spuds. Perfect for lining the stomach.

Anyone have a picture of this flag? I've yet to see it, so I'm currently unable to cast my opinion on whether it's gay or not.

Our mongoloid fans never cease to amaze me.

So that's 23k, 24k and 25k quoted by the ticket office in the last day. Either we're selling tickets at a ridiculous rate, or the TO are just making it up.

I'd be more than happy with that. Puncheon wouldn't even get in our first team these days anyway with the wingers we now have at our disposal.

Don't go giving them any ideas...

Their Saturday nights must be really boring.

I do all mine online. But after a few beers, a tenner on 5-0, Jaidi 1st scorer is just too hard to turn down.

Haha.

We are. Don't forget Leeds as well. Massive club with a massive support.

He's too ugly for my liking.

Personally I loved Bali when I was there. Kuta is a dump but it's like the Aussies version of Ibiza, they flock there for the nightlife - which is good. Once outside of Kuta, the scenery is stunning and it's very quiet. The surf beaches down on the Bukit are amazing. As for me this year, I'm off too; Istanbul Bulgaria Serbia Bosnia Montenegro

The backlash from this one should be good. I give it 18mins until some moron starts a thread on the Main Board about us signing him.

Haha!

It's a poor league. Probably similar standard to the SPL.

Cheap trains to be had to Derby. Have a look on South Eastern Rail. Currently £18 1st Class return from London, with a railcard. Fill your boots lads.

Can only assume there will be an 8k walk up on the day. After all, we are the best supported club outside of London and Manchester.