This Charming Man

They'll be on here in their droves at 17.05. "All I could hear on Solent was anti Pompey songs blah blah blah" Cracks me up it's normally the people who don't go that moan the most.

No. Instead of moaning on a message board, why don't you actually attend the games and then you can directly influence what is sung?

No need to exclude the Top 4, Leeds would still be up there. Man Utd, Leeds and Newcastle probably have the best away support in the country.

What a hero. I'd rather we scrapped the traditional match programme this season and went with a 23 part story of Cortese' life so far.

I reckon we'll be deducted points for preparing a wicket that is incapable of producing a result.

Imagine no-one will touch him unless they get him on a pay as you play deal. Surprised QPR aren't snapping all those players up. Seeing as they're determined to tackle the Premiership with a £1m budget.

I'd like to hear the tale of how you managed to sh*t on your shirt.

I wonder how they'll try and penalise us for this...?

n/t

There will be some bargains to be had once those players realise clubs aren't going to pay their daft wage demands and lower their demands.

Yeah I know who it is. I'll happily pay extra. Let me know mate.

Exactly. Just put your headphones on, shut your eyes and pretend you're on a boat. Some people can be so selfish at times.

Let the Germans in. They're actually a decent bunch these days and seeing as they've single handedly kept the Euro afloat for all the tinpot countries over the years, it's only fair they join a real currency where they're not the sole provider.

You have got a very good avatar. Do you want to be friends? We could meet up on Saturday and sing FCUM songs...

Booked the day off ages ago, got my ticket the other day, yet have no way of getting there at the moment. Who wants to pick me up from Andover?

A cave In the sea, had to stop as a group of kids got a bit to close. The top bunk in a 24 bed dorm, whilst someone was on the lower bunk. It was awkward in the morning. They weren't impressed. They left later that day. After one night.

Very nice. Nothing worse than having a messy dump in a ground, only to find that someone before you has urinated all over the bog roll.

I was at the TO this morning and they told me to f*ck off as it's none of my business.

For some reason that just really made me laugh out loud in the office. Luckily nobody enquired as to what was so funny.

Apparently Liverpool offered £25m for him but they were too late and he'd already signed for us.

Slightly elaborating on Big Bald Si' thread on the main board. Off the top of my head; The Dell SMS Wembley Old Trafford Stamford Bridge Molineux Main Rd Would appear that I'm not a fan of lower league facilities, may look to change that this season.

This has given me an idea for a thread. See you all in The Muppet Show...

Good article. Though some of the comments below it are truly hilarious. The convicts are without a doubt the worst losers on the planet.

My biggest apprehension is that fan expectation is too high. The vast majority on here seem to think we'll be in and around the play-offs and some even think we'll do a Norwich. If things aren't quite going as most planned, I can see the usual booing and fans turning on players happening. Whilst personally, I'd be more than happy with a mid-table finish this season. This is an incredibly hard league to get out of and I think some people are seriously under-estimating some of the others sides we'll be coming up against. Plus I still think we're a few players short. A first choice striker, CB (which seems as if it will be sorted soon) and another fullback are essential, IMO.

What a random nightclub that was. KGB on the doors, 50 Cent on the stage, students in one corner, English in the other, hardcore Trance blaring out until 4am. Every night in there ended in carnage. Ha. Thought the grub in Ukraine was a lot worse than Belarus. Can beat a good Draniki to set you up for the day.