This Charming Man

When I was in Delhi, the tuk-tuk driver had heard of Southampton. Seems our popularity in the worlds most populated country is exploding.

He sounded like you after 2 pints of Moonshine.

Apparently they don't walk the streets now, just work in brothels around there. I found this out from the landlady... honest.

He just seems a typical Ipswich resident. We went into a boozer after the game and speaking to the landlady, they had only moved there a few weeks ago and hated the place already. In fact, her exact words were "We hate this place, we're already looking to leave, it's just full of retards" The cross eyed, Lord of the Rings extra at the end of the bar didn't even bat an eyelid. Also, when that serial killer was on the lose there, he dumped one of the bodies in the pub carpark there. Lovely place.

I never said that. All I said is that you're safe, which you are if you stick to the right areas. Obviously if you go wandering around the wrong areas, you'll get in trouble but the same can be said for a fair few grounds around the country.

The Hants OB don't have a mounted unit, we always draft them in from Thames Valley OB for the skates. I didn't see which constabulary they're from the other week. I wonder if the Hants OB have treated themselves during the summer? They also had the metal barrier up, which we had for the last Skate game. Assume it will be same again tomorrow.

I'm not going as apparently last time Millwall played down here, one of their fans ate a baby. So make that 43.

They're so well policed and have so many OB follow them around, it's untrue. If you go to their place, you won't see a 'wall fan until you're inside the ground.

A loan deal would make sense. He's not Prem standard so get him in just for this season. If we go up, let him go, if not sign him up for a year or two again.

Millwall is one of the safest teams to play these days, home and away.

I'd like to think so but I reckon it will still only be around 24k or so. If we were aiming for a bumper crowd, there would've been things on the OS by now urging people to hurry up and get their tickets in advance as it's selling well. Imagine 'wall will bring 2k or so as well.

Saw that on Facebook. Class flag.

If you think it didn't hit the bar, you're a moron. End of discussion.

England away, though we got a bit carried away and are heading out 8 days before the game. She's already been informed that Valentines day has been cancelled.

I'm not quite sure what you're trying to imply here...

There's a reason he's had his contract ripped up and it's not because he's got sh*t hair.

Jumping on the bandwagon...

Sales must be decent then if we've already asked for more tickets. Gutted I'm missing this one as well but I'll be on my holidays.

He was dropped for a while and most Leeds fans were just glad to get rid by the end. According to the comment below that article, he had a bust up with Moyes as well. Can't see him as being the kind of player we're after.

Imagine they'll be selling him to raise some funds so they can bring someone else in. They got him on a free, so whatever they sell him for is 100% profit. £3m would be a bargain for him. I'd say he's worth more than Maynard and Jay Rod and they're both being rumoured to be fetching around £6m.

Enough with this loan nonsense. Just get rid of him once and for all.

Can't see him coming here. He did alright in the Premiership last season and doubt he would want to drop a league and then not even be guaranteed a starting place.

Certainly one of my favourites. The fake Cortese one makes me chuckle as well.

That you would, but it is North of London...

Just another small club with a chip on their shoulder.