MongoNeil

Glad to see I've still got my finger on the pulse

I'm not confident we've got this fella until I see a pic of him sat next to Les wearing a new watch.

Genuine lol

Has he gone yet?

This is stupid and unnecessary.

Jeez, we must be bad on the road...

Nice of Jose to dress up for the occasion.

Some of the comments on that article are hilarious. Listening to people debate the difference between Muhammed and Jesus is like kids arguing who's better out of Batman and Spiderman.

We are dire.

FFS - that's all I have to say

Got to say that I have hardly been on here this summer and I'm yet to watch a minute of football this season. So you can say that I am definitely losing interest in football as a whole. But then I'm fickle and once we get a couple of wins I might start paying a bit more attention

I've only seen saints at old Trafford twice. The last two seasons, when we have won. I can't make it on Friday, therefore we will lose.

I also like Les

I really like it. Glad it's got stripes on the back and love the fact we have a nice household name as a main sponsor too (nothing against Veho before of course).

**** me England are dull to watch

The Swiss keeper is awesome

What's the chance of Pellegrini bringing Aguero with him :-)

Off topic but I thought I would have a look on Skybet to see what all the fuss was about with manager odds. Has anyone else looked at the odds for who could replace Roy Hodgson? They seem to think there's more chance of Alex Fergusson being the next England manager than Alan Curbishly. If I was Alan Curbishly I'd be pretty fecked off as that's like saying that hell will freeze over before he's considered.

Can someone please explain to me what the fudge is going on? Only thing I can find in the media is that we have allowed Everton to talk to Koeman, I can't find anything else at all.

I've obviously missed something as I have a life outside of this forum/football but I can't find anything to say that Koeman is going anywhere. Has he actually stated somewhere that he wants to leave?

Did you see that Ludicrous display last night?

I have a theory that Ron has told everyone to play a bit **** until until the transfer window shuts. Stop the big clubs sniffing round and then we can turn it on again in September.

My Porto supporting mate texted me last week to say they had signed Osvaldo.

He's an ugly fecker isn't he.

He stands at nearly 5ft 3 , classie classie He'll take us to the champions league, classie classie He wears the shirt of schneiderlin He gets the ball and Bangs them in Jordie Classie Southampton .......