bridge too far

Bored? Tell you what - U bend over and I'll bend over

I've only heard this second-hand but do you remember 'Joe the Plumber'? It turns out he's a fully paid-up Republican and he owes thousands in income tax! The McCain camp can't even set up a stooge properly

I'm hunting for a related pun to cut and paste :oops:

Dunno :smt102 The story goes that there was a pane of glass with his name scratched in it and countless other names from that era. When the pub was turned into a brasserie, a lot of old stuff was dumped in a cellar. When the new landlord took over, he found the pane of glass amongst the stuff. Someone then told him about the old story about Nelson's name and, lo and behold, and by divine coincidence on the very day he was running a Trafalgar Day special in his pub, up turns the pane of glass! Spooky, eh?

Hang on whilst I brush up on my dental related puns.

Cheers B! I would have been throwing my radio across the room tonight had you not posted that. I obviously didn't hear the 'Extra' bit.

Well, my enthusiasm's draining away for s(h)ewer.

Listening to Radio 5 Live this morning, I heard an interesting interview with the landlord of the Dolphin in Old Portsmouth. Apparently, they've found an old pane of glass with Nelson's name scratched on it. They're waiting for verification that it is his. Co-incidentally, the pub is hosting a Trafalgar dinner tonight, with 'traditional Trafalgar fare' - the landlord just mentioned it in passing

Sweetie, I'm only quoting what I heard them say this morning! Honestly!

I do think we're plumbing the depths here.

But yours is so much more subtle than mine

Yeah, but don't faucet eh?

Nice to see SMS tapping into the Meetings Venue scene.

Done it x

For those who can't / won't go tonight, the match commentary is on BBC Radio 5 Live tonight apparently. Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere.

A meeting was held there last night to discuss the wisdom (or not) of putting fluoride in the drinking water. Sorry to disappoint

Nick Illingsworth?

St L, one of my dance captains was American and I began to copy some of her phrases. I got into the awful habit of saying 'that's real neat' and was constantly chastised by my son One phrase of hers I never copied was 'shake your fanny' - American for (clears throat) ar*e!

Is your friend on the large side?

I see Colin Powell is backing Obama

For example, forgetting to insert an apostrophe in 'its' when its meaning is 'it is'?

Or how about printed bogroll with R**ert's face on it?

I think you'll find that that option has already been bagged by me!

I'll bag 2-3

The really sad thing is that NP was being bigged up on SSN before kick-off