Miltonaggro

Tell you what it's a shite kit launch but the bants on this thread are solidly mid table currently.

Has someone checked the rooftops?

minging...

Things will go downhill even further when they hand out the free shirts...

Lallana been coaching him...

Well done MB! Have you been lurking in the changing room for the last week?

Fucking hell, and the Rollbit not helping one bit! Going to be a red back too, so a stripey bib...

If it's him he's spent much of last season with Nathan Jones so will want to move at least seventy miles away from London. Win, win...

You were lucky!!!

Dallinga would do nicely. Have a look at Sugawara's showreel in terms of delivery, and imagine BBD or Dallinga steaming into the box with AA supporting. Give us a real chance.

Like these, and in a poor side too:

Assume that the official kit launch happens after the 7pm ‘event’ scheduled for this evening - wonder if the SR bread and circuses budget will stretch to some pyrotechnics. Puma and Saints have managed to whip the fanbase up into a pique of tedium and apathy. Live in hope that one year they’ll just get it done at the end of the season.

Think it’s an attempt at creative accountancy and Walker Peters to West Ham will be announced as soon as Downes confirmed post medical.

Very much this, and you would hope that the coaching team and board at Saints are well aware. Squad depth June into July, competitive spine July into August. The word hope in first sentence doing a lot of the heavy lifting there.

#controversial

I’d bet £50 on that.

Can see Armstrong on the end of a few of those peach crosses into the box, but emphasises our need for that elusive centre forward. Hopefully BBD.

I was really hoping for Rollbit, a major force in online gaming and a statement of intent in terms of our odds of staying up.

Ramsdale, Matip, Rodriguez, BBD. That should do it

That's actually very good. Also accurate as we move towards the end of July. Make of that what you will.

These will be the one-on-one motivational days with Rasmus Ankersen.

His hero is Philip Glass.

Fair point EBS1980, but it's supposed to be a challenge with some obviously more layered than others, not designed to infuriate people - though it seems to with certain posters that is the case.

Simply a personal difference between those who have the patience to tackle the cryptic crossword in the Times over the word search in the Daily Mirror, chess over Buckaroo, that type of thing. Nothing worth having an embolism over.

Good to hear, and that's pretty much how the CoT sees it. As Farmer Saint alluded to above it's a fine balance in terms of passing on information in a public forum that is often passed on one to one, or mentioned in passing. Some people seem to get triggered whatever we do and the best thing perhaps is just to ignore this specific thread which was originally part of the usual transfer window thread. We are just a group of fellow Saints fans at the end of the day.