Miltonaggro

Portsmuff are the Barnsley of the south. Conference here we come...

Nice guy, a rarity in football, and a f**king dodo around Lowe and Wotte...

He was a chequebook manager at a skinflint club (at the time)...

The best Saints could probably hope for as a provincial team in terms of potential attendance is par with Sunderland or (in the extreme) Newcastle - anything above 40K would be fantastic for the club. As Dav states BARR constructed the ground with the potential for add ons (as per the Stadium of Light) up to around 45K. If Marcus decided that this was desirable he could combine the re-construction with a redesign of the outside skin (cladding) of the building; and with some imagination the end result could be stunning. Good to be a Saints fan at the moment...

I think he was talking about the skates sharing with Eastleigh...

We have had intense rivalry with the port of Portsmouth for 600 years and this derby generates passion, pathos, and poison that you simply do not see outside of Celtic v Rangers - the new players, the new management team and the new board need to experience this. This game is live on national television and gives us the chance to show the country our resurgence! COYR!

Me love you long time, me do...

Highly rated by none other than the scarecrow: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2007/jan/16/barnet Sounds like just what we need to spark the midfield, him and Papa Shango comin' at ya...

Nice to have a tiger for a Chairman, rather than a daisy chain of paper tigers...

To the tune of Blue Moon: 'Exist, you soon won't f*cking exist' You did say nasty, Gem! We should also have a bucket collection for them before the game...

Apparently some of the catering staff drafted in on big matchdays are members of Opus Dei and the Bader Meinhoff gang...

As well as an 'award winning' radio station, I would like to see some improvement on the matchday catering to bring it up to 'award winning' standard, as both streams seem to have lost focus in the last couple of years...

Couldn't care less who we play at Wembley (should we get there), I would just love us to bring home a trophy in ML and AP's first season. Anyone who was at the ZDS final knows that on the day it's a proper cup final, Wembley is Wembley, and everyone will be fired up to win. Some company for the infamous samurai sword in the SFC trophy cabinet (sic) may well placate NC for a while...

NC made them an offer they couldn't refuse...

At 22 and 6ft 3" he should be a very good addition to the squad, and solid back up for Jaidi, Fonte or indeed Harding. Good shout Pards...

That and charisma or ability...

Wish NC would take over South West Trains! At least they would then run on time...

I've always found NC to be a combination of Princess Diana and Idi Amin, if the charm doesn't hook you the thinly veiled menace will! Great bloke...

Not enough! LMFAO...

Pure class...

This is all academic as the sale of PFC is a done deal; it's the worst kept secret at Ritzy's that Fred Dineage is fronting the 'survivors' consortium backed by the Krankies, Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter. Portsmuff News has already christened the burgeoning consortium the 'Dream Team'...

I think Jon Holmes has got more chance of getting a game under Pardew than Lee Holmes! Good target man...

I think Cortese will be welding up the exit door come January. Don't worry, be happy...

Harding or Lambert...

I like the whip...