Miltonaggro

Very much enjoyed the debate Turkish. In support it is a little known fact that Adolf Hitler was a 'strawberry blonde' and was advised by Goebbels in 1931 to use 'Just for Meinen' due to the growing popular use of colour photography. The rest is history! Also, look at how Sarah 'supergob' Ferguson let the side down the other week, do we really need that type of negative PR at the club...

Fondly remember his eccentric warm up routine in the 18 yard box at the Dell when he was with Palace, and the Milton giving him loads of good natured stick (Saints then promptly stuck four past him). Saints fans were generally underwhelmed when he was drafted in to replace the irreplaceable Shilts, but he soon won the crowd over - 100% was the Budgie mantra. Looking back, England had some incredible goalkeeping talent in that era, along with Shilton and Clemence, there was Corrigan, Parkes, Rimmer, Bailey et al. All characters...

My sentiments exactly! Sexy football at SMS...

Don't think Lallana would be that daft. Exchange Surman and Vokes for Pulis (who must be hanging on by his thumbnails)...

Derek Acora tipped me off KB! Great minds indeed Ron, apologies, just picked the thread up on page two. Posters of a certain age would find the adoption on the theme rather exciting - it would certainly empty the concourses. Not sure who would take on the Bob Todd role in the current set up at SFC...

As a proud Sotonian, I've always liked the thought of Yakety Sax, better known as the Benny Hill show theme. The sight of Alan P dressed dressed as Fred Scuttle emerging from the tunnel at pace with the first team in hot pursuit in a circuit of the pitch would strike fear into the hearts of the opposition! A natural choice...

Portsmuff are the Barnsley of the south. Conference here we come...

Nice guy, a rarity in football, and a f**king dodo around Lowe and Wotte...

He was a chequebook manager at a skinflint club (at the time)...

The best Saints could probably hope for as a provincial team in terms of potential attendance is par with Sunderland or (in the extreme) Newcastle - anything above 40K would be fantastic for the club. As Dav states BARR constructed the ground with the potential for add ons (as per the Stadium of Light) up to around 45K. If Marcus decided that this was desirable he could combine the re-construction with a redesign of the outside skin (cladding) of the building; and with some imagination the end result could be stunning. Good to be a Saints fan at the moment...

I think he was talking about the skates sharing with Eastleigh...

We have had intense rivalry with the port of Portsmouth for 600 years and this derby generates passion, pathos, and poison that you simply do not see outside of Celtic v Rangers - the new players, the new management team and the new board need to experience this. This game is live on national television and gives us the chance to show the country our resurgence! COYR!

Me love you long time, me do...

Highly rated by none other than the scarecrow: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2007/jan/16/barnet Sounds like just what we need to spark the midfield, him and Papa Shango comin' at ya...

Nice to have a tiger for a Chairman, rather than a daisy chain of paper tigers...

To the tune of Blue Moon: 'Exist, you soon won't f*cking exist' You did say nasty, Gem! We should also have a bucket collection for them before the game...

Apparently some of the catering staff drafted in on big matchdays are members of Opus Dei and the Bader Meinhoff gang...

As well as an 'award winning' radio station, I would like to see some improvement on the matchday catering to bring it up to 'award winning' standard, as both streams seem to have lost focus in the last couple of years...

Couldn't care less who we play at Wembley (should we get there), I would just love us to bring home a trophy in ML and AP's first season. Anyone who was at the ZDS final knows that on the day it's a proper cup final, Wembley is Wembley, and everyone will be fired up to win. Some company for the infamous samurai sword in the SFC trophy cabinet (sic) may well placate NC for a while...

NC made them an offer they couldn't refuse...

At 22 and 6ft 3" he should be a very good addition to the squad, and solid back up for Jaidi, Fonte or indeed Harding. Good shout Pards...

That and charisma or ability...

Wish NC would take over South West Trains! At least they would then run on time...

I've always found NC to be a combination of Princess Diana and Idi Amin, if the charm doesn't hook you the thinly veiled menace will! Great bloke...

Not enough! LMFAO...