Miltonaggro

Genuinely moved. What a great advert for our club today from top to bottom! F*cking brilliant. Now to get drunk...

The title surrended with a whimper! Gutted...

He should have the decency to clench his fist in his pocket, or simply rattle his loose change. I would up the Barry analogy to Warwick Davis...

Another silver lining...

Just like Hitler in his bunker, the reds are about to consign a paper tiger rival to history. For the next 50 years at least...

Win. They are Reading Town, we are Southampton. Let's give them the utmost respect, then tear them a new one! 3-0 for me...

This gets my vote, it would also act as a motivational aid...

All joking aside they are a really lovely club, with lovely team spirit and the ability to hit form over the next week. In the event that Sir Harry is passed by England their lovely manager Gus 'Fairplay' Poyet, ex Chelsea legend would seem the natural choice to lead his adopted country, a country that loves and respects him. His teams can play exciting attacking football both within and a few miles outside the M25. With the demise of the skates and the failure of Bournemouth to become the new Spartak Moscow, the seagulls are our natural rivals, and our new best friends! Don't get me started on the padded seats...

Barnsley not even appealing decisions, not the least bit interested in competing...

He's not as strong as he looks...

To be fair to the bloke he epitomises everything that is good about their fan base*. He is an oasis of reason in a sea of human detritus. * f*ck all...

If last time was a dress rehearsal, expect to see the skate hardcore speed walking up Brittania road in a exit tribute to Benny Hill. Their hooligan element is an urban myth, and they are as threatening as John Barrowman...

A fitting tribute, good call...

Bovril...

Sturrock and Hoddle dream team at the helm. It would be like On the Buses...

The parallel with MLT was good. Different players, but both very worthy of their status with the fans. As for next season, Rickie Lambert the rich man's Andy Carroll :-)

About time we were featured...

How about resurrecting "ere we go, ere we go, ere we go..."

Taxman, the Beatles...

An A please Bob, and an ALDI superstore build on what was Frottage Park...

You can scoff, but this will soon become a stark reality. My SFC insider informs me that it will be 52,410 to put us in the 'big four'. As to the statue, MY RAA insider informs me that Ian Brennan is on a retainer to do the head, and the overall scale is "roughly the size of the Statue of Liberty". There is a possibility that given the appropriate consents, the statue may straddle the Itchen Bridge and have a 'mouth' viewing gallery looking eastwards smiling wryly at the plight of AFC Portsmouth. Just watch Southampton City Council f*ck it up!...

You can scoff, but this will soon become a stark reality. My SFC insider informs me that it will be 52,410 to put us in the 'big four'. As to the statue, MY RAA insider informs me that Ian Brennan is on a retainer to do the head, and the overall scale is "roughly the size of the Statue of Liberty". There is a possibility that given the appropriate consents, the statue may straddle the Itchen Bridge and have a 'mouth' viewing gallery looking eastwards smiling wryly at the plight of AFC Portsmouth. Just watch Southampton City Council f*ck it up!...

I would tend to agree with Chez above regarding the complacency in terms of marketing last summer, as an awful lot of people were genuinely ****ed off. The current financial climate is without precedent and the majority of businesses have had to make concessions - football is culturally different but the bottom line still applies in the end. At present Saints have the third biggest average gate in the Championship, narrowly behind Derby and West Ham, with the former running all kinds of incentives. Nationally, we have the fourteenth biggest average gate - so, disappointing but not terminal...

George Reader, the finest, Milford the love child of Alan Biley and Saddam Hussein...

I think that the correct vernacular is LMFAO...