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I would like to see one for each stand, and it would have to be Marcus and Le Tissier, with perhaps Micky Channon giving it the windmill. Just don't let Brennan near it...

He should have done Ted as a Sphinx...

Dignity and Dragon print dressing gown...

He'll be unemployed in that case...

There should have been but Mike Wilde lost the receipt!...

Di Matteo spent this evening hand feeding orphan puffins at a puffin sanctuary in Inverness. This after being sacked 24 hours previously. Not saying that this in any way diminishes Nigel's actions, but just adding perspective...

Will be Gazza, should be Boruc dependent on fatness and eccentricity...

Was he wearing the new stylee replica shirt?...

I reckon that this could be it, very similar to the Patrick and pretty universally popular...

It's amazing what a win can do, and even before the QPR victory the vast majority of posters on here and fans generally were very happy to back Nigel Adkins. The main variable though, as Alpine points out is that this backing will not figure in Cortese's decision, if he feels he must act quickly to secure Di Matteo. Should he make this call it is his a*se on the line if things don't work out, not that this would bother him...

Could tolerate the generic Adidas as long as we don't get the horrible block red back like Stoke (which Sunderland rejected). Tell you what though a 'reverse' Ajax would not be half bad and hark back to the early 80's Patrick model...

Apparently Ian Brennan has been commissioned to provide a 50ft gold plated statue of Nicola for the entrance (The Colossos of Marchwood) - this time he is not worried about getting the proportions wrong...

Lydon is 'irish' Arsenal. The 'strained' episode of Fantasy Football with him and Sylvia Krystal will forever live long in the memory...

We had a complete football lesson, particularly in midfield in the Euros back in the summer, the Italians made England look like plodding rank amateurs. Most foreign imports rate more misses than hits, but if anything Italians have always added flair and guile to the Prem, off the top on my head, Vialli, Zola, Di Matteo, Di Canio, Lombardo, Ravanelli, and now Balotelli. Of that lot, if Gaston fulfils his promise and grows into a 6ft Gianfranco Zola, that'll do...

Ramirez is hell of a player and is on a different planet to his team mates at the moment (three times on Saturday he threaded a needle with a pass and nobody was running on), once his fitness catches up and the rest of the side catches on he is going to be a potential trump card for us every game. Just a shame that the failure to sign the necessary defenders means that we can't fully relax and enjoy the talent at the moment...

I usually spend the whole of half time in a tense line waiting to get served before having to give up when I'm about eight from the counter or forfeit the start of the second half - the staff resemble young conscripts under fire in Saigon. I have tasted the fare only once, and it was nasty, which is wholly expected but could be addressed - it takes real negligent talent to f*ck up meat pies and beef burgers. All in all, it's a bit like the OXO Tower...

Freddie Starr is on bail, and DLT was arrested this morning...

They realised after signing him that he's only 4ft 6ins tall...

At last a post that hits the nail on the head! I know exactly what you mean...

Tadanari Lee was down for backing vocals but suffered a throat strain in the rehearsal...

Do nothing. I would rely on my legendary motivational skills with the current squad...

He might be coming out, he wants the world to know...

I can remember one match after the Flymo incident when he was paraded on the gantry above the West Stand at half time, I think to remind the crowd who he was. When he played his record was pretty good for an 'attacking midfielder' something like twelve goals in forty games...

Wouldn't mind betting Artur, the fan's favourite, is between the sticks at QPR...

Charlie George. Loved it when he played, but seemed to be perpetually injured / gardening. McMenemy put it well at the time in saying it was like owning a fabulous diamond permanently locked in a safe...