Miltonaggro

GK, AM, and a diminuative WB/W last seen in the Tyneside area I reckon.

Not even the best keeper in Joy Division.

He’d still be the shortest player on the park!

I mentioned him during the Euros, when he was running the show. Cocky, jumped up, arrogant little shit! I'd take him in a heartbeat for Saints.

More, Cubic Zirconia Edwards.

We need a dopey overblown tart with no knowledge of football to start a lame media campaign! Time to get Rasmus back in the fold.

This is a complete no grainer!

Him and Mara would finally give us the cutting edge we've been waiting for.

The McMenemy years were like wish-list bingo, loved supporting through that time. Beyond the obvious names, Dave Watson as a kid, then Koeman when he was coming in as manager - I was a centre back as a youngster, my old man had played at a high standard and those two were the two he told me to watch, heroes both. Latterly, a difficult call as we've been buying potential rather than nous, but the first Koeman window after the levelling of the squad had a plethora of interesting incomings of character.

Then constipated for a month when he turned up with Paul Williams!

Road sweeper?

Jack Stephens...

Remarkable that the best we have looked as a defensive unit under Martin was when he was forced to dispense with his 'technical transformation' in the play off games. In this sense a 'conventional' goalkeeper certainly helped to get us promoted, quite a few fans are currently of the view that we now need a better conventional goalkeeper to stay up. If Martin tries to overthink survival in this league we are toast.

I think that goalkeeper has been the most pressing issue for Southampton squads since Boruc was dropped. If this position is not addressed before the close of the window it will be another layer of negligence or recklessness. Maybe the outfield players we recruit will do enough to compensate and keep us up, but I will never understand why our board seem so prepared to gamble.

You never know Hypo...

When he signed I thought the nickname Loch Ness Drogba had the emphasis on the Drogba. On reflection its the Loch Ness doing the heavy lifting, as apart from a few fantasists no fucker has ever seen him.

Quite possibly a HB2...

Yes, a highly reputable source - Maximo Bullshitto.

Alcatraz Alcaraz in the Lazio Octagon!

She's on the Russ list, after Lucy Pinder and Anne Widdecombe.

#controversial He always thinks out of the box. Unfortunately it's a fucking box of frogs...

Beyond #controversial This is a new level of ITK for Andrew...

To be fair this is a tradition, plenty who struggle with both Lawrie and McMenemy after half a fucking century...