Miltonaggro

Mid season they appointed Russell Juric, who promised prog-rock possession football but was sacked by Easter!

Good shout. Would love to see a decent accurate homage to the Admiral yellow and blue away and the candy stripes home 1976-1977 kits - no need to muck about. Remarkably, the iconic candy stripes have never made a reappearance in 45 years! You'd hope that this would be good juju for a proper promotion push, should we recruit some committed footballers over the summer. Here are the Saints candy stripes, adopted by Red Star Belgrade in 1980:

Look at the fight in that team and the connection with the fans. Limited in places but genuine team spirit and no fucking passengers!

Nicky Clarke?

Needs a thick yellow stripe running down the back!

What a colossal crock of shit!

Right out!

Williams. What a player.

Puttin’ on the Ritz!

That’s the crux.

We just have to make do with a few princesses.

To be honest, if we are strolling down the inexplicable boulevard, our board thought the cretin was premier league manager material. Beginning to think Dragan Solak is trapped in a Serbian version of Brewster’s Millions!

Fuck a duck!

Rasmus probably reimagined the ticket office in July, theorising that his liquid biz-soccer, goal music and mesmerising flags would have the power to convert away fans, neutrals and the Isle of Wight this season.

Hope he does return to Swansea, would likely be an easy six points next season with tactics identifiable from outer space!

Shocked that Westwood identified as English. Always assumed he was the product of a Albanian organ grinder fucking his monkey.

Their cauldron of dreams…

The soppy inbred cunts would claim that 75000 were there to support them!

Sounds a right fucking hoot! Assume it’s a comedy.

The goal music. Always look forward to this and a public relations coup...

Not in front of Manning!

Maybe, but from where I was watching (behind the goal) if we had a forward who could finish we’d have been back on terms before their screamer went in down the other end. Didn’t think they were all that.