Miltonaggro

Simon Plum...

Chubby Checker and the Fatboys, Do The Twist. Motivation, motivation, motivation...

Jordan Sibley the walking personification of an anti-climax...

History is on our side. Napoleonic Wars: Britain - red kit France - blue kit Rorke's Drift (replay aet): Britain - red kit Zulus - skins QED...

Polycell tick for me every time...

Eventually we will all love him, like Joe Dolce...

First laugh out loud in some time...

Possibly a loan with the 'best mate' Mourinho connection, would be rather good...

I actually think Lenny has got this the wrong way round! If Cortese has got a masterplan for tearing the Prem a new one he is certainly going to take a lot of the old guard by surprise...

Perc was a right hard case in his day. Known as Dreadnought in the 1930s...

Che...

Important player for us now, big character, which is great to have at the back...

At least he didn't put LMFAO...

It's only sticky on one side, like Cortese's palms...

We are secretly owned by SMERSH. The Teflon don has recently bought a white Persian cat. QED...

If it goes ahead it will be very much, the last supper...

Neither a legend or a violent thug (too small and lightweight). A good servant who was lucky to play his career in the top division. career highlight for me was witnessing the Kung fu kick on fellow short arse Barmby at White Hart Lane, the whole crowd, including Saints went deathly quiet, as it was pointless and 10 men led to us getting dicked after taking the lead...

He is joining as head of suntanning...

If we keep learning and adding quality we are going to stay upwardly mobile. COYR...

We are beginning to look a really good team, team being the key thing. Let's hunt down West Ham now...

Wunderbar my proud beauties!...

I was recently talking to a colleague who is involved with private/public sector business initiatives in Southampton, and he made the point that successive councillors and councils cannot think about the city in a joined up way - the matra is any investment is good investment, it's either party politics or hobby horses, never a long term vision for what could be a great small city. Despite it being seemingly obvious, development opportunities are continually missed and good buildings and areas bulldozed to make way for infill generic spam architecture. It seems that every penny received is spent on trying to polish bad areas whilst ignoring improving the city's assets. There is no viable plan for amenity, leisure, or heritage (which is layered in the city), and the lack of imagination is breathtaking - the course seems to be to turn Southampton into the Hull of the south. I was once at a seminar, and a very senior SCC employee (in a thick Lancashire accent) said that the council had mooted a lighting scheme to turn the Civic Centre clock tower into a giant 'virtual lighthouse...to show the city's history of protecting shipping' - I kid you not...

I would simply mix it with cement to form a large free car park to bring back the alienated multitudes. Not sure if anyone has photographic evidence of the alienated multitudes but I am convinced they are out there...

Big Ron is very culturally aware, and referred to Remi Moses, Cyrille Regis, and Laurie Cunningham when at WBA as his 'Three Degrees' so he may modernise and use the affectionate term 'Destiny's Child' when he takes over from Fat Les at Saints. Not many people realise that Ron, as well as being an expert on football tactics, also has great knowledge of Iranian wine, gold bullion, and knots. He would give Nige an edge...

I've heard Bradford is very nice at this time of the year...