Miltonaggro

Ray Allen and Lord Charles were Saints fans. Being an aristocratic puppet I was shocked to see a ZDS cup final scarf and Feasters hot dog in Lord Charles' suitcase...

This. Once we have secured our Prem status for next year, the thought of selling our first choice Eng U21 full back for £7M is absurd. Were Clyne to want away after a Chelsea approach, with three years on the contract, Cortese would ask for a sum that would make Abramovich wince!....

Got to be a full cap on the way, France don't tend to be as shortsighted as England with players picked on form...

Good points...

Friendly v Espanyol over the summer...

I spotted Lord Lucan, always one step ahead of the Yard!...

Agreed. Good egg John Mortimore, used to always bump into him at motorway petrol stations on the way back from away games, and happy to chat. Hampshire lad, 250 games for Chelsea, and managed Benfica and Real Betis. Great for Saints...

From what I saw more like David Bellamy...

Spot on, have a gander at the BBC Sport site...

Massive result, and now only three points off of Wham in eleventh. Destroy Twitchy Park Rangers and we could be in a very good place!...

Proud as punch. This is a massive, massive, result!...

A Gem. Was he wearing Cuban heels?...

I think we should lobby the owner of the Rickie Lambert Wikipedia site to change the bloody photo from a six year old Bristol Rovers shot, to a picture of him celebrating his ton for Saints!...

Probably Carroll. That's how ****ing silly the situation is! When Platini managed that great French side he stated that he picked players on form not on age. At the time this methodology was mooted to get Jimmy Case in the England side, but that never happened either!...

The country look must go down a storm in Liverpool Barry! If the Barbour has a poacher's pocket don't fill it with the Xmas consumer durables or you will represent a fantasy mugging for most scousers!...

I bet the skate c*nts bought it too. Wonder what kind of window they're having. We are taking about wingers from Valencia, at skate HQ they are debating if they can afford the diesel for the team minibus to get to Colchester...

Simon Plum...

Chubby Checker and the Fatboys, Do The Twist. Motivation, motivation, motivation...

Jordan Sibley the walking personification of an anti-climax...

History is on our side. Napoleonic Wars: Britain - red kit France - blue kit Rorke's Drift (replay aet): Britain - red kit Zulus - skins QED...

Polycell tick for me every time...

Eventually we will all love him, like Joe Dolce...

First laugh out loud in some time...

Possibly a loan with the 'best mate' Mourinho connection, would be rather good...

I actually think Lenny has got this the wrong way round! If Cortese has got a masterplan for tearing the Prem a new one he is certainly going to take a lot of the old guard by surprise...