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Also conclusive proof that we need to extend the stadium!...

ManHampton is a proper name for a mans football club...

Great, this was the one contractual appointment I was waiting for...

There has to be a role for Ian 'Lovejoy' McShane, seeing as he starred in the original 'Saints Movie' Yesterday's Hero. How about McShane as Cortese's father back in Little Sicily in Geneva, Don Shortarso...

Shave, sunglasses and a pashmina, and we may need to sack Glenn Close...

Hollywood Production, seeing as we are commercializing: Joe Pesci, a good call from Goatboy for Cortese; Marcus - John Goodman; Katerina - Glenn Close; Alan Pardew - George Clooney; Nigel Adkins - Jim Carrey; MP - Javier Bardem; Ralph K - Alan Rickman; Rickie Lambert - Sean Bean; Adam Lallana - Jamie Bell; Papa Waigo - Denzil Washington; Jose Fonte - Enrique Eglasias; Mrs Fonte - Jessica Alba; Osvaldo - Johnny Depp; Kelvin Davis - Lee Evans; Roy Hodgson - Ben Kingsley.

Makes Mark Lawrenson look like f*cking Nostradamus!

Bring back our DWSL 613

Agreed. I think the first sign of 'the great respect' will be a return to stripes over the summer. Win, win...

Certainly worth a shot. Perhaps two...

Had the lot. In the season that McMenemy made him captain he was unplayable!

It would have indeed made a difference, Osvaldo would have chinned Krueger too...

When are Cortese and Wang Jolene swooping? Hopefully before the Head of Swiss Curling joins Krueger as 'D-Fence Advisor' in the summer...

I've heard all future interviews will be conducted via a Hawking voice simulator operated by Jesus Perez. Don't shoot the messenger...

To be honest Gloria went rapidly downhill in the mid-seventies when he got the role on It Aint 'Alf Hot Mum. Bit of a diva...

Can you imagine the cost...

I remember him well, Dennis Wheatley...

Moyes United in our sights now - 2 points!

GR rather, GM is the modified version who has world class games from the get go ;-)

I agree Jeff. I remember seeing a video of Osvaldo with Poch when he first joined the club and the bon homie seemed a little too forced. Never thought that with GM who seems to get on with team mates and like the club. I hope he comes good, and I think he will...

Time Tunnel! Lol...

This game could be a real turning point, as we were a real 'unit' today, with some outstanding contributions to the team - we have to keep Pochettino whatever it takes. When we make signings in the summer they should be to contribute to our growing alter ego as the England team! 8 points above Villa and only 5 away from Man U (8 mins of injury time, c*nts) in 7th. The future's bright, the future's red and white!...

Good day at the office today! Just look at the Skate Scum's goal difference - it will go to the wire...

Jones is the famous 'beach ball' ref, he is a f*cking lunatic...

'a Victorian confidence trickster' How apt!...