Miltonaggro

Imagine him and Le Tissier in the same team, Shearer up front!

Ex-Portsmouth, probably part of the same sleeper cell as Bazunu.

Tripadvisor could be fun

Danny Mountain

Massive unclaimed potential fanbase - our lateral catchment now from Lands End to Azerbaijan.

We probably will be sponsored by Mehmet's Turkish Barbers and Hashish Emporium once P&O pull out in light of the recent debacle!

Also always remarkable that none of the club fluffers who lurk / post on here ever report back to the kit and merchandise bods for an easy win!

Only in the Commercial Houses league, if first choice had been on the piss or had to work the weekend.

Like Zulu but different result.

Everyone thought that we were going to be clobbered by a multi-million pound fine, so that's something. For Tonda to remain in place, the long-suffering fans would need genuine compensation for the debacle in terms of semi final refunds and discounted season tickets, the FA would have to play ball, you would have to have to canvass the first team and give them major sweeteners to stay, go all out to retain Bree and Stewart and re-sign Peretz and Larin. Then when the likes of Jander are offski, reinvest all of the funds, specifically in some mentally / physically tough footballers who won't give a shit about the Boro bollocks. Then you go all out for autos, ruthless and nobody likes us but we don't care, siege mentality. It's a long shot but it might just work, but there are an awful lot of ifs, buts, and maybes that need resolving A S A fucking P...

Depends on ze sveet FA...

Bazunu doesn't count!

With a bit of luck all of the meat puppets have been dropped into Dragan's shark tank below the boardroom and he his currently awaiting his showdown with Bond whilst the semtex wrapped MacBook attached to Ankersen's ballbag counts down.

Or a rabbit being run over by a steam roller in slow motion.

Louis Spence?