Miltonaggro

Certainly quicker getting down, and better at claiming crosses.

This makes it worse as Dragan and Gordana are not even on half term FFS!

It's clearly not. The buck stops with the CEO regardless of the nature of the industry, and Parsons has overseen and contributed to a debacle that has potentially cost the club in excess of £100m - any other scenario and he would have been dismissed or fallen on his sword. The 'on half term holiday' line is particularly mind-boggling and actually leads me to think that the Board holds the long-suffering fans in contempt to a level I didn't think possible. They seem to think that they can wing this, and that Solak will underpin their decision - fuck a doodle do!

I hovered, but pulled back.

Forever to be known as the Sport Republic balance sheet shirt.

A rock-steady and superb skipper during our recent salad days from Adkins to Koeman. Nostalgic I know, but can't help but feel the likes of Fonte and Romeu would provide character and superb coaching for the current second and first strings at Saints.

Imagine him and Le Tissier in the same team, Shearer up front!

Ex-Portsmouth, probably part of the same sleeper cell as Bazunu.

Tripadvisor could be fun

Danny Mountain

Massive unclaimed potential fanbase - our lateral catchment now from Lands End to Azerbaijan.

We probably will be sponsored by Mehmet's Turkish Barbers and Hashish Emporium once P&O pull out in light of the recent debacle!

Also always remarkable that none of the club fluffers who lurk / post on here ever report back to the kit and merchandise bods for an easy win!

Only in the Commercial Houses league, if first choice had been on the piss or had to work the weekend.

Like Zulu but different result.