Miltonaggro

Still much the same as last week. I don't know how this regulatory group works, so best guess is they will take all of the time allocated before announcing any outcome and penalty. No news pushes the nuclear option further down the road perhaps, as amongst other things they won't want to cancel Saturday at effectively three days notice. Right now, none of us (including Middlesbrough) know Saints position on the accusations as these meetings are in camera, so it might also be that time is needed to regroup to become quorate or follow up on certain matters.

Samaritans in Middlesbrough?

Think that might be assumed by Hull and petulant Boro, but we have some character in this side now. Reckon the likes of Peretz, Manning, Bree, Harwood-Bellis, Downes, Jander, Stewart and Larin will be fired right up for this, and they are much better than anything Hull has got.

Yes, Can you tell the court what happened next, Mr Salt ‘Well, I was on the app, and a person called ‘saucy Steve’, who I discovered later was Mr Gibson, asked me to meet him behind the bush, and bring a camera’…

Wonder who we could send to spy on the manufacturer. Someone with time on their hands.

Their constant bullshit reminded me of this skit by the late great RW - Gibbo Gaddafi 'you cross this line, you die!'

For Saturday, lads. Would be lovely to hear 35k Saints fans singing this: No one likes us, no one likes us, No one likes us, we don't care! We're Southampton, super Southampton, No one likes us, we don't care!

Or perhaps go the way of a similar Doomsday Cult, the Peoples' Temple, and collectively drink the Gibbo Aid.

Alas, EFL for Karen FC in this instance stands for Endless Frustration Looming.

If they didn’t they absolutely must next time we play Karen FC.

I did advise you to go with the diminished responsibility defence.

Spurs claimed it when we went down under Saggy, and established when we were in lower leagues. North London yobboes.

This particular intervention might force the panel to reintroduce the death penalty.

Who don’t actually discuss any ‘law’ in their puff piece - this will be the trainee who took the sports law module 😇

Yes, as always in such circumstances, medicine and law, no news is usually good news.