Miltonaggro

Hopefully the same sort of impact as Richard Wright from West Ham in 2008. He was terrific for us on loan, and always wished that we’d signed him end of that season. Quality goalkeeper and just the ‘type’ we need now.

I think our inward business will be three loans to help the spine - keeper, centre back, striker. You would also hope Bree comes back into the squad to help out with weakness at full back.

Would imagine that's heavily subsidised. Paid on attendance they'd be be presented with a substantial bill each month for venue and services.

Last three or four games most of his long goal kicks have gone straight into touch to collective sighs from the crowd. Maybe his passing visionary skillset is limited to the 18 yard box or he needs spectacles.

Suggested bronze medal position (fittingly so), for those supporters who like high art, and metallurgy!

Close second:

On reflection, that's it for me as well. Keegan was the first modern superstar, England skipper and holder of the Ballon d'Or when we signed him. It felt incredible at the time, and would be absolutely impossible now.

I heard it was Seamus and Clodagh O'Bazunu of Ballycullen. To be sure...

A little unfair in terms of his range. He sounds like he is from Shanghai, so perhaps wins the worst Chinese commentator as well.

He also had a slightly larger plate at the Admiral Sir Lucius Curtis when it was a Wetherspoons. Like Monte fucking Carlo...

Usually the goal line…

This chancer, by a country mile:

Make Bazunu say ta-ta, what a wonderful phrase Make Bazunu say ta-ta, ain't no passin' craze It means no goalkeeping worries for the rest of your days To hate Pompey, is Tonda's philosophy Make Bazunu say ta-ta...

Yep, if there is a functioning brain cell at the club in recruitment he's out on loan asap to swerve contract renewal. So fucking no chance.

Maybe we can fuck him off to Norwich a la George Long.