Miltonaggro

Nicky Clarke?

Needs a thick yellow stripe running down the back!

What a colossal crock of shit!

Right out!

Williams. What a player.

Puttin’ on the Ritz!

That’s the crux.

We just have to make do with a few princesses.

To be honest, if we are strolling down the inexplicable boulevard, our board thought the cretin was premier league manager material. Beginning to think Dragan Solak is trapped in a Serbian version of Brewster’s Millions!

Fuck a duck!

Rasmus probably reimagined the ticket office in July, theorising that his liquid biz-soccer, goal music and mesmerising flags would have the power to convert away fans, neutrals and the Isle of Wight this season.

Hope he does return to Swansea, would likely be an easy six points next season with tactics identifiable from outer space!

Shocked that Westwood identified as English. Always assumed he was the product of a Albanian organ grinder fucking his monkey.