Miltonaggro

Nipper has just been down to stadium to get the new shirt (to my financial detriment), and rates it. To be fair it does look very nice in the flesh, distant echoes of the 4-1 Liverpool under Nicholl with le socks noir.

Monga, Monga, give Lego the wonga...

FA sanction will be that he's got to play Bazunu in goal and Downs up front for the first ten games. We are fucked!

The Texan Carillo. Maybe we should try him in goal, Bazunu therapy. We could then flog him to Leicester as a hybrid sweeper / striker keeper. We live in fucking hope...

Spot on! One thing I noticed was that at 6ft 4ins often he would effortlessly get out-jumped by the 5ft 8 oppo full-backs, this seemed to happen every time he played and is undoubtedly due to poor wing play in terms of telegraphing passes and the trajectory of the ball. It's the wingers who Tonda should focus on to get the best out of Damion.

Southampton looks a right dump in that montage. Should have shown Tudor House, John Lewis, and Tariq Manzils.

Send in the Downs...

I’d kill for that level of insight!

Brampton Bagsman will be fired up when he comes on at 60mins.

Canada Morocco co-commentator sounds like a low-IQ northern Bart Simpson impersonator who has read the Ladybird book of football cliches. Great work ITV! Volume now down.

Only 58, nice work if you can get it.

In the unlikely but welcome event that THB stays, he needs to be made skipper. Think that this would replicate the 'Steve Williams effect' on his game / development (for those old enough to remember).

But then again, I’ve heard that AI fucking hates Pompey!

You need to get on Countdown, Turkish!

Always thought it a shame that PS didn't get to commentate on the 82 World Cup.