Miltonaggro

Known locally as Gibbo the gobbler, the cottaging King. He never lets one go once his false teeth are out according to the Teeside constabulary. Filthy northern oiks!

What became of the shoe?

Indeed, what a complete wanker!

Looking over all this 'spy' bollo on social media it is clear that Middlesbrough and their crying fanbase are absolutely shitting themselves. Good, cry harder melts, I hope we absolutely batter them now!

Tonda wins his third Championship manager of the month award in a row. Not sure I can remember a Saints manager getting a hatrick previously. Well deserved and now just needs to get his team over the line into the Prem. https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/eckert-makes-it-three-in-a-row-with-april-award#:~:text=Southampton head coach Tonda Eckert,unbeaten month in league action.

All the locals will just assume one of the chemical reprocessing plants has gone into meltdown. Normal for Middlesborough...

Fair play, top pro that lad!

Downes greatly improved and added steel as soon as soon as we had a sniff of a promotion place 😊

Terrific little player, flashes of Shaquiri and Kinklaze this season. Really hope the lad gets to show he can do it in the Prem for us next season. Best for us and Leo I think.

Goal every two games for us. Scores all sorts, unbullyable and doubles up as a centre half! Top fucking target man! What we’ve been missing since Pelle! That long…

15000 ‘absent friends’ every fucking week! That group photo has an aggregate IQ of 150.

I think we have squad of players who really want to play in the Premier League, and a good few who deserve the chance given the last six months. Previous play off experience will count as will narrowly losing at Wembley. I think we have too much for all four teams in it, they will be dreading playing us, but still hope Hull can do a job on Millwall. COYR!

Great effort, remarkable really. Regardless of next fortnight this young manager and this group of players (who apparently no manager would get a tune out of), have given us the spirit of our club back. Fucking ace!

and two metres past his left ear…