Miltonaggro

Or, in the case of another Nathan Jones, a skid-mark.

Confirmation that the Board got out safely:

Cleverly is a Hampshire lad to boot - he could move back to Amazingstoke!

By all means be direct and graphic, but that's a very ungentlemanly way to talk about Lucy!

Derby overall. Have some ambition.

💯 this 😂

Ideal then, measurable improvement from 9-0.

Plus it’s an utter shit hole.

Team talks would be passionate.

Back to the future. Never going to happen, but would be hilarious in terms of sport republic’s organisational gymnastics 😊

Ralph Hassenhutl just resigned from Wolfsburg - tick tock 😂

Able to judge the situation at a football club after only one half of football and communicate this non-verbally through a 1000 yard stare. Able to feign benign interest even if seated next to the boorish village idiot on a Waltzer. Such attributes make him invaluable at Saints.

Not at the price we'd sell him for, given the £20M will apparently paid for him. The neo-Maldini barnet might add another £35.

No good bigging him up for a transfer to a top European side.

Manzils in Bevois Valley to take over the catering. Open to 4am on matchdays.