Miltonaggro

The legend is 'Wanking Hand'. Make of that what you will...

The Bolton goalkeeper coach has fitted him with new gloves for the next game:

When we play Bolton, Tonda should tell our forwards (the whole team for that matter) to pepper Baz's goal whenever in range, that would provide some redemption for watching the opposition being coached to do so over the past three years. As the highest scoring side in the division currently, it could be like the fucking Alamo for athletic Gavin, our erstwhile pedigree chum!

Ich glaube, du wirst feststellen, dass sein Name eigentlich Herr. Keven Matteo Schlotterbeck ist, mein korinthenkackerischer Liebling x

Yep Downes for me too, total commitment and the right choice for skipper.

'clearly very athletic':

Mention in dispatches to Prowsey last night. Watched him for a lot of the game, and it was all about marshalling the players around him and using experience to set the tempo. Also the big German centre half didn’t put a foot wrong - we have a proper footballer there.

#crisptastic

I read that as morals = very poor

After reliving the Baz ‘you’ve been framed’ collection, I genuinely think if we played this chap in goal (£12 rather than £12m) he would have been a better shot stopper / communicator!

92 games, I'd say the dig would likely unearth around 61.5 'moments'.

Horrible Steptoe fucker, but I would have taken him at Saints on a ‘trial basis’ given our current self-inflicted deprivation up front - he scored goals in Serie A last year, and will score goals in this league!

Hopefully long-distance Spors has signed the right Abbott. Hungry, guaranteed to improve, and Nottingham Forest rather than Epping Forest.