Miltonaggro

The strides are certainly captivating, used to belong to Cyril Smith!

They’ll cut to the studio, and she’ll be writing ‘today’s specials…scampi & chips..’

Fuck me, this is like watching a Russell Martin side!

Times like this that Tuchel must wish he had a gloves/legsman with the ability of Bazunu to calm things down when fucking about in the box.

Brilliant from Kane, bullet header!

What a goal!

So would Steve Bull to be honest!

Did someone turn the hospital trolley round the wrong way?

Bird from the fish counter at Tesco now doing the hydration tactical talk from a mock up of the Queen Vic. TV gold.

Bellingham greedy wanker there!

If you renew a seat near the half way line Dragan will send Phil Parsons round to do the honours. Make of that what you will!

I think that's the gist of it, for now the interest is from the player. He's only a few months older than Larin and keeps himself fit, so arguably a lot more use to us as the 'quality old boy' than Walcott, Lallana, and Romeu. Guess it will be whether Spors and TE fancy him on terms acceptable to West Ham into final year of his contract.

I think for him it's probably a near perfect move, from the Sheffield Wednesday relegation debacle to the Europa League with Austria's biggest club in under three seasons.

Think that I saw about 9 of Downs' 11 appearances for Saints and he appeared to have no desire or ability to play as a focal point centre forward - a shrinking violet, caught behind defenders every game, seemed to have zero pace, positional sense or presence - a fish up a tree in this league. If you compare him to a young former player of similar size, say Sam Gallagher, when he left us you could still see the striker attributes despite deemed as not enough for us at that time. Other people have mentioned the likes of James Beattie, but Downs looks more of a Paul Moody to me, though less enthusiastic.

Nope, positively groovy!