Miltonaggro

Nail on the head.

Unlikely to be a Carillo or Ankersen Brewster’s millions window this time. Not that this is much relief.

For me, right now, shaping up for a 7.5 out of 10 window.

I know, potentially a January classic!

Eddie is just what we need: Physical - 5ft 8in and 10 stone; Scores goals for fun in this league - 3 in 17 last time for Leeds; Intelligent player with a keen eye for goal - reinforced by him wearing coke bottle glasses after matches. This one is a goer!

[Next call] Who? Tonda Eckhert. Tonto Neckhurt? No, Tonda Eckhert, Ze Southampton chief coach. Sorry, how did you get this number? Please don't hang up, mein freund Rasmas Christian Anksersen, sagt your XG is wunderbar... 'click'

When they appoint Adam Lallana in May.

Think Solak is moving through the realisation phase. Fucking mug!

Fair play. They’ve made Prowse look like a complete bell-end. He’s in the Championship next season now whether he likes it or not 😂⏳

Angry little postman in shorts all year round, folding peoples post in half and leaving letterboxes up and gates open...

Think we are done with that notion now, would have realistically taken getting a new manager in during December followed by a busy proactive window.

Only thing they've got on us is the Coliseum, Popeye's Chicken, and the Pope.

More flattering photo:

I think Spors also had a hand in bringing Juric to the club, so at least credit him with a hattrick!