Miltonaggro

He'd be rapporteuring from the Plaza Strip in Bundoran.

Or a UN Special Rapporteur...

When I’ve heard Gav interviewed he’s always reminded me of Dougal from Father Ted, though less eloquent or informed. I would imagine his committed interest in international conflict politics is strategic PR by his ‘advisors’ or perhaps radicalisation at Abrakebabra in Bolton.

He’s down to appear in the inflatible sumo suit penalty shoot out at half time.

I wonder what the Cambridge United manager and Charlie Austin have to say about this!

That was 'setting fire to his majesty's dockyard' so only a 50/50 chance it would stick.

Fuck, hadn’t seen that Rupert Lowe was chairing the panel. Charlie Austin has just volunteered for the Pierrenport role.

I also have it on bad authority that he’s full of shit! QED

The Operation Yewtree Express...

The new Sport Republic stadium drawings are out. Personally, I think that it's another PR deflection by Dragan for Tondagate:

I would happily pay the paywall fee for Rushdie or du Beke.

Back of the net!

One thing for certain, he would have had the immediate measure of that cunt Gibson.

A silver lining

This is the reason why Solak's response is so baffling. The fighting talk and we are all in this together puff after the sanction and appeal was welcome, but our net spend recording a plus £10m profit in the summer window makes you think that Sport Republic don't realise the depth of shite the club will be in if the wheels come off this season.