Miltonaggro

Rasmus probably reimagined the ticket office in July, theorising that his liquid biz-soccer, goal music and mesmerising flags would have the power to convert away fans, neutrals and the Isle of Wight this season.

Hope he does return to Swansea, would likely be an easy six points next season with tactics identifiable from outer space!

Shocked that Westwood identified as English. Always assumed he was the product of a Albanian organ grinder fucking his monkey.

Their cauldron of dreams…

The soppy inbred cunts would claim that 75000 were there to support them!

Sounds a right fucking hoot! Assume it’s a comedy.

The goal music. Always look forward to this and a public relations coup...

Not in front of Manning!

Maybe, but from where I was watching (behind the goal) if we had a forward who could finish we’d have been back on terms before their screamer went in down the other end. Didn’t think they were all that.

First half dogshit, we looked rather like Sunderland the year they went down in apathy and feared a cricket score. Second half we were in it and I think a fair result would have been 2-2, but we simply cannot finish, it’s almost bizarre to see saints players twisting and turning in the 18 yard box to avoid shooting on goal. Clown show. Didn’t think Bournemouth were all that, but did a fair impression of a Strachan SFC side, fitter than us, prepared to fight, and clearly a team ethic - we are missing all three of those necessary attributes currently. Tedious watching this bollocks every week.

Just heard they are about to unveil Ophelia Payne and Amy Stake to freshen up PR, plus a Swiss bloke, Toby Lerone, as head of kiosk catering. It certainly feels like a we are having the piss taken out of us!

Alternatively an obscure English cheese

Whoosh indeed…