Miltonaggro

El Toro Mierda

Would have been the biggest cunt ever featured by Sullivan and Gold. Quite the boast!

Looks like Dragan has started his integrity taskforce for the EFL!

There for Life’s Salty Moments.

Terrific news, our very own Cyrille Regisesque number 9, such a transformative player for us in the second half of last season. Best start to the fuck you reboot possible, along with Danny Peretz!

I think that is Dragan and Tonda's foundation plan. As many of the fuming first team as possible, with a few quality additions and loans.

Fucking ace. Top keeper in the division by a country mile. Best possible start in terms of our response!

Absolutely, and we need to build down the spine. Peretz and Larin would be a superb start, and may influence one or two of the players mulling over a departure. Peretz, the best keeper in the division, would be clearest message are going for a serious auto push!

Clap clinical

For ze Boro specifically: Your hair is offside Your hair is offside Wanker Steve Gibson Your hair is offside Stand up if you hate a grass Stand up if you hate a grass Stand up if you hate a grass etc. His name is Gibbo and he watches from the stands Spends all his money getting other sides banned Just a jumped up fucking dirty con man Oh Boro, Boro, three chances in the can!

Can we watch you Can we watch you Can we watch you every week Can we watch you every week!

Eh up!

I was there for the overhead kick but not the trip to the shitpit of Ayresome Park that year (Christ what a hole that was). I think if we had had Shilton that season, or the likes of Corrigan or Parkes, we would have done it!

Gibbo will give them a day out on one of his slurry or hazardous waste lorries. Top man is Gibbo...

Bravo P&O!