Miltonaggro

More likely Tommy Tank.

Rumour around Soho Square today that Tonda has been exonerated and the FA has performed a reverse takeover on the minus four, so we are currently third.

Middlesbrough have been out of the Premier League for a decade, and before that have only played four seasons in the top flight in the last twenty years. They knew that last season was their best chance, and after bottling the autos fucked up the playoffs twice. In corporate psychology terms this is a classic case of projection and the scapegoating the threat of a more competent rival, probably allied to the fact that deep down they know that their level is a middling football league club in a post industrial hellscape. 'Spygate' (ffs) has got them some attention and indulgence mainly fuelled by the slurry king cunt of a Chairman calling in favours, it will pass.

Swimmingly...

He'd be rapporteuring from the Plaza Strip in Bundoran.

Or a UN Special Rapporteur...

When I’ve heard Gav interviewed he’s always reminded me of Dougal from Father Ted, though less eloquent or informed. I would imagine his committed interest in international conflict politics is strategic PR by his ‘advisors’ or perhaps radicalisation at Abrakebabra in Bolton.

He’s down to appear in the inflatible sumo suit penalty shoot out at half time.

I wonder what the Cambridge United manager and Charlie Austin have to say about this!

That was 'setting fire to his majesty's dockyard' so only a 50/50 chance it would stick.

Fuck, hadn’t seen that Rupert Lowe was chairing the panel. Charlie Austin has just volunteered for the Pierrenport role.

I also have it on bad authority that he’s full of shit! QED

The Operation Yewtree Express...

The new Sport Republic stadium drawings are out. Personally, I think that it's another PR deflection by Dragan for Tondagate:

I would happily pay the paywall fee for Rushdie or du Beke.