Mr Sparky

Does the back of the queens head taste of glue ? Why are lesbians in real life so undesirable ? Are women liars when they say they do not masturbate ? ( i can take a guess)

Scunforpe really sulking at his departure winnng 0-4 at Sheff Utd. If that was Saints we would have imploded

Lundekvam was sat with Michael Svensson FACT ,,, they looked bored to be honest

get a cat. it will keep others off your patch and **** on other gardens too

the one next to the gas utility

never mind

I asked for a sausage roll and promptly changed my mind when I saw the size of it. £2.50 for a midget sausage roll is criminal. Still if idiots keep buying all the crap served up it will never change

Claire Nasir or the scottich one ? both nice to see first thing in the morning

they changed the coffee cups too. They are now hotter than ever to hold. On the plus side in the winter they will be a welcome hand warmer

Worst world cup final and I have a fiver at 9/1 on the Dutch to win the world cup

I agree with that Steve. Matchdays will never be the same and I will celebrate every goal for our mate Malc and we will win the league for him

Just to repeat and rightfully bump the thread back to the top Malcs funeral will be on the 12th july at 11.45 in the southampton crematorium east chapel

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Malc leaves us with an empty feeling, it is truely gutting. We only went down and did season ticket renewals 2 weeks ago and were looking forward to a good season, now it seems hollow. I hope the Saints win this bloody league for Malc. A fun lad always with a smile on his face we willall miss you mate

you can shop benefit cheats but when you try they ask for so much detail you may as well not bother. They don't have the resources to chase up every reported false claim apparanteley so they just pay them. I know of a girl has 2 kids by 2 fathers and said she needed a holiday, so they paid her flights to spain where her parents live, and then when she returned to her penthouse style flat she complained she needed a dishwasher and got one. The girls own mother is claiming her and her husband are seperated and picked and chose a new home wasting more tax, needless to say she never did a days work either and gets more pension than my own mother who because of once refusing to claim didnt pay ni and had a shortfall in contributions. God it makes me mad

Rest In Peace Mary. Saint Ted and St Mary now reunited.

Me too. Was gutted with what followed but that moment jumping up and down like a lunatic and making masturbation signs at the very close pompey fans was priceless, I really thought we were going to ruin them for a moment

Thanks Markus, Nicola and Alain Pardieu

He told us we could give him a kicking if we didn't win. Really dont think he thought it through

Guy in the itchen north had the ball looping towards his head yesterday, to his credit he got a good meaty header in but upset someone because the announcer did the old "throw the ball back to the ball boy" Shame he couldn't direct it better but a good effort and very amusing

was the row in front of you Tractor, we are in your vids . excellent

I just sold my focus in autotrader. I wanted £2500 advertised at £27959, and got £2600. Tried those buyanycar people and they offered £1795 and then without looking at it revalued it at £1820. so basically I could be £805 out of pocket by taking their offer. Also watch out for scam emails pretending to be allsorts and also those people who ring and say "i have 3 (its always 3) people who are interested in your car. (Obviously have no internet)

Bristol Rovers in November I think

I guess you dont live on a up and down down and up up and downy type bit then. Flat roads are easy. Also having to circum-navigate abandoned vehicles is a laugh too.

happy birthday to us then