Mr Sparky

I think the comedy element is what you need to aim for. Lots of mickey taking cartoons both of other clubs fans etc , and a few saints mocking bits too. Obviously these days you need to be careful because Americans visited and people sue for anything whether true or not. Fun is the key thing whatever way its dressed up. Programmes are boring. Find out which 5 items the players would take with them to a desert island etc etc .. or quiz them all to see who is the the thickest.

take a bow. proves the old adage that if you don't shoot you don't score

Michael Svensson

---- ------ no he can't ------ ------ the Latvian Michael Owen --- ----- football genius ----- ------- ooooh ! ---- ------ scored and none noticed

I worked with a fat **** who seriously believed that Pompey were one of the biggest supported teams in the world due to their naval connection. I promptly told him to shut his arse cause my ears hurt

cork bossing it for last 10 mins

Gone with the wind The three stooges The crying game Hangover

His lucks changed then ? I remember the last time at the Emirates. Knew it wasn't his fault.

I get all emotional with this stuff. Takes me back to my 1st one 10yrs ago. Something weird happens to you and suddenly everything that was a problem can bugger off. Good luck and make sure this kid has fun, there are too many parents out there who put themselves 1st.

Same as Volkswagen.

Oxlaide Chambermaid would have still left. His and his dads ego and greed would've seen to that. Its a fact in football that if a player has no heart or desire to play for a club , and has a value then the only sensible thing is to let him go (on your terms) as we did

Ask him truthfully where was his head yesterday ? I would suggest on the beach and he was too busy thinking which trunks to pack. He was by no means the only or the worst offender seeing as our whole team failed to turn up. Fox and Gaston will be sat in their flip flops for the next 3 games anyway so all done for them.

Scott Bevan on left hand strip about 4 up and to the right

Jo Tessem right under the badge I'm almost certain

Truely awful overrated footballer and to suggest he could deliver an accurate punch is just too hard to take in