John Boy Saint

For a bloke we coughed up a few bob on, he must have really piddled da Management off with his attitude.

Hooray I have found at least one of the numpties who sometimes sit behind me spouting complete and utter cobblers about Saints and their players............. And then whilst discussing good old Archie Beadle ( you know him who went out with Flossie Arbothnot at school way back when) and his Bunions, misses half the action on the pitch!!!!!!!! Just the Bristol Rovers goal........ that was it????!!!!!!! I rest my case.

Errrr, that being the case you would not have to build new houses as your policy on Golfers would reduce the population significantly.

Stay out of the Sea: it's full of Turdy Fish & Sea Mice with Red noses!!

Looking at today's coverage, methinks you might be left with both right and left arms!!! Joking apart be a shame if you get lumbered with them, if you had tickets for next weekend you might be having to get in some training for Foot and mouth painting!!!

I am a wooden spoon salesman, and probably the best paid in the industry according to my boss. . . . . . . my P60s have Missus John Boy asking questions, so he must be right: 18 holes at Wentworth west tomorrow anyone?

There is nowt wrong with our club crest. Despite it's age.

Rusty razor blades, ropes, rickety stools and stout branches available at special offer prices from my website http://www.johnboysaint@theendisnigh.co.uk Once again we have a thread with an underlying tone of every single player on our books is useless in the position they hold in the team. Just about every single game we played last season was a Cup Final, we even had the crack about asking the FL to investigate why teams upped their game by 10-20% against us and were ordinary against our closest rivals. Our Nigel is no fool, when he was in this league with Scunny the only thing holding his team back was a bobbins budget (I can remember Scunny coming to SMS a couple of years ago, how they were not 4-0 up in the first 15mins was a miracle) the team he has at Southampton is Gold plated by comparison. Chill folks and have faith.

Stupid connection double post: sorry

We are not a chuffin retirement home for knackered & crocked players. We have had our days of buying players that have needed gluing back together in the hope that they might prove to be bargain.

From the same game David Peach in acres of space all alone forcing Peter Shilton to commit himself early only for Peachy to take the ball round his helplessly sprawling body to slot home for a moment that will live with me for ever. Holmes lob as above Vignal from just over the halfway line v Leicester Regarding the Baird Exocet, I recall it as Bale shaped to take the free kick, then "passed" right to Surman in the centre who stepped over it to great groaning from the crowd as they had also been sold the dummy, only for Baird to approach the ball like an express train viciously smash it into the net. It was the moment of stunned silence from the crowd as the ball tried to escape through the back of the net that was very noticeable. Probably loads that I have missed, didn't Smudger have a triple save v the Arse that he had no right to save.

Who's going to tell him he inadvertently switched on face time on his phone and that SW crashed for 45 seconds as a result!!!!

Fair play to her, if all these companies and organisations wish to throw freebies & jollys at her. The one thing all this infatuation with her does is lessen the intrusion into her sisters life slightly.

We just had 7 ceilings and a whole heap of pipe and wiring chases done, Coving put up in 2 rooms. The finish was exceptional, in fact the ceilings were so good it hurt to see the Missus rollering emulsion over them. Cost us £1300+/- total, and to be honest if I paid over the odds C'est la vie as far as we are concerned for the total "experience" from beginning to end it was money well spent.

When I win on Friday, I will pay the debts. Help out friends and family. Make an appointment at the Sunseeker Factory to order something very smart and very fast, then while the second one is being built take it down to the Med via the canals of France using an auxiliary engine on the back so as not to coke up the main engines. I would stop whenever I wanted along the way and enjoy eating and drinking at my leisure. I would play Golf all over the world at the finest courses, and some less known about gems, travelling 1st class all the way. I would punt some money into the company I work for just to see how far we could push it, if only to upset the companies in our industry who currently look down on us. So that my kids don't loose sight of reality I would take a leaf out of Peter Jones book, he has said that he would match his childrens salary in whatever job they did. If they chose to do something worthy like nursing he would triple that amount. Send my Mum & Dad around the World on one of the Cunard boats 1st class of course, plus get my Dad to see the finest doctors in their field to see if they can ease the discomfort he has from the myriad of medications he is on. Is it Friday yet?????!!

I always thought that he would have kept us up if the Prima Donna's in the side had not seen him kicked out, he got Claus scoring and seemed to tame Fabrice into being a team player. And before I get jumped all over, we really became a force to be reckoned with after he went even with Teflon Arry the god of All football at the helm.

I hope we had bids tabled for Fabregas & Clichy: Barcelona & Man City who are they!!! Carlos Teves wants a move....................

Nowt wrong with WGS approach, we were super fit under him. Which for a team of, in the grand scheme of the time, ordinary players paid off, especially when we would win games in the last 10 minutes mainly through being conditioned to play 100+ minutes.

Jeez some folks are on some weird narcotics on this site!!!! What also beggars belief is Oxo can terrorise the wing at 17 but A 21 year old CB needs to go out on loan because he is not old enough???!! I would hate to be in relying on some of you for a job if I was a nipper with the credentials for the job, but because of the date of birth on the application would be just chucked in the bin. Whenever I have seen him play I have never questioned his "inexperience": only players with a special something get plucked from non league to play full fat football at a level above the bottom league.

Maybe it's time to drag out the big dog, Lawrie Mac. He had a knack of picking up some of the most famous players in the land, he never took them straight to The Dell he would always give them a bit of a tour of the area to show them the quality of life they would have away from the ground. Perhaps "Mrs" Cork needs the tour. Southampton area is 10x nicer than Burnley.

Hope the Southampton Ale is better than the dishwater they passed as bitter the last few years, unfortunately I take no pleasure in drinking "English" lager so don't buy it.

Hold the rain!!! Got successful in the second chance, and yes, as mentioned above, it's a sport I would think twice about crossing the road to see but it gets us up to the hubbub of the event and the family will be able to see the Olympic complex etc. At the end of the day not even my kids are not going to see such a global event right on their doorstep in their lifetime.

Once upon a time and even when we were at SMS the Membership scheme had reportedly 21K folks who had signed up to it beyond ST holders, not sure how many of that included Junior Saints who did get a great deal of value in their packs (topped the Newsround poll for best value one year- as my kids bounced round the room telling me when I came in one evening). Of course many folks would have kept on their memberships from the scramble to get tickets at The Dell out of habit.

My Daughter won't best pleased if Fish is the make-weight in the deal. £3m! amazing what players will sell for these days, but then compared to inflation of other things if Trevor Francis, who was a player of some repute in his day, sold for £1m back in 1979/80 (?) that would probably make Billy Sharpe £90,000 £150,000 tops back then. (Kevin Keegan european footballer of the year came to us around the same time for £450,000!! by comparison that was daylight robbery!!). Of course another thing, we have been so use to buying that'll do for the money players over the years, when we see this kind of money being spoken about many of us probably think we are buying a Superstar buy comparison to budget players we have bought.

Would have laughed if they had taken Poortvliet, as he was the Dutch defender who Archie Gemmel nutmegged en route to scoring probably one of the best ever world cup goals in 1978.