miserableoldgit

Yeah. I`m supposed to be a miserableoldgit but I`m Harry Hill compared to him!

Is that including ours??:confused:

Quite agree but it does however concern me that we are probably always going to let goals in (unless we get some experience in at FB) so we have to take our chances and score. Remember Keegans first spell at Newcastle? His attacking style left them vulnerable at the back, but their attacking ability outweighed this. I felt reasonably confident with Andrew Davies coming back that we had the makings of a good defence - but now. :mad:

You`re quite right. Spurs are one of those clubs that consider themselves to be "one of the Big Boys" without really ever backing it up. Living on past glories. Although TBF I don`t actually hate them but I do have a good laugh at them at times.

Excellent news!! There is a God after all.

I would have thought that being a Skate you would know!

37 years me. Bloody Great Train Robbers didn`t get that long!

BELLE Vue superstar Jason Crump, winner of 27 of his last 30 races at home, will tackle a unique challenge to his supremacy at the Kirkmanshulme Lane circuit later this month. Crump, the fastest man ever round the track, will race against three different cars driven by former Grand Prix and Le Mans ace Tiff Needell, who is now a presenter for Channel Five's Fifth Gear programme. Needell, a World class driver in many different aspects of four-wheel racing, has picked up the challenge to race against double World speedway champion Crump in a feature for the next series of the show later this year. Needell will race against Crump in three different vehicles which have still to be confirmed. But they are likely to be a Rage Buggy, a Formula 1 Stockcar and the Citroen Xsara belonging to Mad Mark Watson, the current British Rallycross Open Champion. A Rage Buggy should be quite spectacular as it has a 900cc engine to the 500cc of a speedway bike and can go from 0-60 mph in three seconds. How it handles the tight Belle Vue bends remains to be seen but the stockcar should have no problem as they race regularly at the stadium. A spokesman for Fifth Gear said: "We have no idea what type of car stands the best chance so Tiff's idea is to try something small and light in the first race, like a Rage Buggy. "Then we'll go a bit more brutal in race 2, maybe with an F1 Stockcar. Finally, we'll go for a full blown Rallycross monster in race 3. We're taking this challenge very seriously and will be coming up to Manchester to give it our best shot." Aces' chief David Gordon said: "We are delighted that Fifth Gear and Tiff Needell accepted our challenge and there is no doubt he means to give Jason a real test. "Obviously we think Jason will take a lot of beating around our track but it will be fascinating to see how it works out. "We are sure it will make compulsive viewing and we are happy Jason could fit it into what is a very busy schedule Programme will air on Channel 5 on 25-8-08 at 8.00pm

Far too many to list but one of the earliest "special" memories was standing on a crisp tin that my dad borrowed from the snack bar so that I could see over the wall at the Milton Road end. My dad had given Terry Paine my autograph book and he came out just before the game to find us and give the book back. We were playing Barnsley and Terry had got the autographs of both teams and manager. Last memory, of course MLT`s goal against Arsenal. I actually cried at that as it was the perfect end to the "Grand Old Lady" and with it (almost )the end of Le Tiss. SMS will never match The Dell for memories.

Daily Mail reports this morning that a £1.5M fee agreed with Stoke.:mad:

3.21pm! Not much more time to wait!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc

Mind you, there are some sportspeople who seem to thrive when they get a negative reaction from a crowd. How many time during matches have the crowd given a particular opposition player a lot of stick only for them to score a goal later in the game. Nicki Pedersen, the Danish Speedway rider, who was something of a pantomime villain at Cardiff this year, is a sportsman who seems to ride better if the crowd are against him!

It`s NOT a lookalike!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfBpvY81Fl4

One good one everyday @7.30am. Trouble is I don`t get up `til 8.00am.

Really??

I was surprised that this thread was started by MB but now it all makes perfect sense!

.....and Wednesday.....

Three years ago a very good friend of mine collapsed and died in front of me. He was quite healthy and it came out of the blue. I was quite traumatised for some weeks afterwards. When I went to his funeral it was definitely Compassionate Leave. I think that each case should be judged on its merits and not whether you are related.

I quite understand your sentiments. So many traits of the human race can be viewed as "good" or "bad" depending on your viewpoint.

I would agree with most of this, but surely there is no "Meaning of Life" as such. We just exist. We just are in the same way as all living organisms are. Unless you get religion involved the only driving force within us is just to pro-create and prolong the life of our species. Is there a "Meaning of Life" for a zebra or chimp for example or do they just eat, drink and stay alive? The BIG advantage that we have over virtually all other species is that we have advanced far enough that we are able to control and direct ourselves to make the decisions that enable us to "Do something" with our allotted life-span, but I think that that is a different thing to "The Meaning of Life". Interesting discussion though. Certainly a bit more thought provoking than the "What Did You Have for Lunch" thread - although I did contribute to that one as well!;)

Most bosses that I have worked for allow funerals as Compassionate Leave (providing that you don`t take the **** and go to one every week!) and most of the time don`t even ask who the funeral is for.

Dunno about Africa. More likely caught it in Fratton or Copnor or somewhere like that. Any way, serves him right for not having Norton or Macafee. (Other Anti-Virus software is available)

Some years ago, I think it was the Youth team used to come onto the pitch to Aarron Copelands "Fanfare for the Common Man" played by Emerson Lake and Palmer. Seemed to work quite well.