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If we did that wearing pink it would be fucking awesome.

I think we were doomed to relegation the moment the final whistle went at Wembley last year. We scraped promotion by the skin of our teeth and our best player was Adam Armstrong - a proven failure at Premier League level. Last time we went up we had the bones of a Premier side there with Lambert, Lallana, Schneiderlin, Fonte etc - this time there was nothing. Things have obviously turned out shitter than anyone could imagine but short of doing a Forest and buying a whole new side there was little hope of us staying up.

The play-off win at Wembley is up there amongst my best moments as a Saints fan, even the semi-final last year was a fantastic occasion, probably the best atmosphere I have experienced at St Marys.

14 players left last time we went down.

Didn’t they agree to give Ukraine security as part of the Budapest Memorandum when Ukraine gave up their USSR nukes?

So squad wise “massively different” is no Armstrong, Adams or Tella for a few games.

Not massively, I guess it depends how much we strengthen in the summer. We still have our best striker in Armstrong, best midfielder (Downes) and best defender (THB). The keeper is a massive upgrade, though he will no doubt go. If our owners invest like last time there is every chance we will have a better squad than what Martin had. If Martin was so shit getting back up shouldn’t be very hard with a half decent manager.

I guess next season we are going to see how easy it is to bounce straight back up with this bunch of players.

Agree with this, Fernandes is our only midfielder anywhere near Premier League standard. The lack of intensity and any sort of defensive minded midfielder leaves our defence just so exposed. I would sign a Wanyama type and a box to box central midfielder in the summer.

Cooper for me, he has experience of getting promoted out of the Championship which will help for a club in our situation, plus I think he’s the sort of personality we need to change the mentality of the players. I would go for someone who knows the league and knows how to get out of it, not a young manager or foreigner on a learning curve.

Don’t worry, the orange man-baby is working hard to sort everything out: https://trumpgolftrack.com

I would take Cooper, he knows how to get out the Championship and is the sort of personality we would need to turn round the mentality of our bunch of losers.

Because the people running the club are completely clueless, there is always a chance they get lucky but everything they have done so far suggests failure.

I will be truly amazed if the Spors fella is anything but a spectacular failure.

If we go down this season that could be a defining moment.

Wellington - the only living Brazilian shitter than Ryan Manning.

He has a unique talent of offering nothing going forward combined with strolling around behind play doing fuck all when the opposition attack.

Sarcastic cheers?

Yeah, that remains to be seen. Didn’t our current clown of a manager have a half decent record in Europe?

He’s been shit since Martin left.

And is, let’s face it, shit. Better than the other clowns but still shit.

Also their talent, motivation and organisation.

Problem is the more Sports Republic do the worse we get, we all know they are just going to sign a load of shit and get some complete clown to manage them.

The players don’t give a fuck, they fully deserve the label of shittest ever Prem team.

Hopefully the wanker at the club who made the decision on that kit will be the first to get handed their redundancy now we are down.